Crime Storys

Dear SEGA,

Don't know which is worse.
The end of Shenmue 2, or
Crime Story's ending.

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

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Disposable Gameplay

I've never played this.
Going by the looks of it,
I'm not missing much.

Guess Who's On Backorder?

Dear SEGA,

Sweet, more Dreamcast games!
JSR's great, so when is
Shenmue coming back?

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

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Mitsuru Kumeta

A serious man
that likes things a certain way.
Sushi chefs are weird...

I Got My Mind Set On Yu

Dear SEGA,

You sick of these yet?
YAP, yet another Shenmue
campaign video.

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

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Natsumi Sakuragi: The Profit Prophet

Dear SEGA,

I'll tell your fortune.
You'll finish Shenmue 3 and
make lots of money.

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

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Superstars Tennis For Two

Dear SEGA,

Who'd I like to see
in Superstars Tennis 2?
OH TAKE A WILD GUESS.

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

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More Shenmue, Less Bass Fishing

Dear SEGA,

Dreamcast collection.
It needed some more Shenmue
and less bass fishing.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Frakk Me

Dear SEGA,

Dance with me, SEGA.
Get Corey and Shenmue 3
and let's frakkin' dance!

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

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Crowd-Sourced Fundraising 2

Dear SEGA,

It bears repeating.
'Cause, what I said yesterday,
I really meant that.

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

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Crowd-Sourced Fundraising

Dear SEGA,

You could always try
Kickstarter to make part 3.
I'm guessing you won't.

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

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Auto-Pilot

Dear SEGA,

If Travolta can
make a comeback, so can you.
No more slip-ups, though.

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

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RE: Re-Release

Dear SEGA,

I just can't see why
you don't re-release the games.
Stop being mental!

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

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The Gambler

He tends to frequent
the Dobuita slot house.
The man's addicted!

Funny Bear Burgers

Funny Bear Burgers.
An amateur cooks there and
manages the joint.

Funny Bear Burgers 2

Funny Bear Burgers.
It's ten twenty-two, time for
laughing bear patties!

Funny Bear Burgers 3

Funny Bear Burgers.
'Cause Mirthful Cow Patties was
already taken.

Sweet Deal

Dear SEGA,

Show the fans you care!
Valentine's sales are cool, but
we need Shenmue love!

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

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A Day To Plead

Dear SEGA,

Hey, make Shenmue 3!
I could say that forever,
and I likely shall...

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

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Things That Make Ya Go Hmmm...

Dear SEGA,

Let's get busy, guys!
How come you don't re-release
Shenmue 1 and 2?

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

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Chance Or Luck As An Arbitrary Force

Dear SEGA,

Fortune smites us all.
Another day has gone by
without Shenmue 3.

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

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A Time To Reflect

She sits and ponders
if the moon is made of cheese.
Doesn't everyone?

Make It Work

Dear SEGA,

I know that you want
to make another Shenmue.
Make it work somehow.

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

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That Or Boobies

Man, my brain's frazzled.
I think I'll take a nap and
dream of Shenmue 12.

Never Is Forever

Dear SEGA,

Late is not so great,
but never is forever.
I'd rather have late.

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

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Bring On The Lateness

Dear SEGA,

Just 'cause something's late
doesn't mean it shouldn't come.
Bring on the lateness!

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

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Pushed Back

Dear SEGA,

It's good to see you
pushing back its release date.
It shows that you care.

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

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Shenmue500k - In Need Of A New Group Pic

So we don't quite have
five-hundred thousand members.
Just give us some time.

Heideker

Dear SEGA,

Spagett a clue, guys!
Shenmue 3 would be nothing
but a boon to you!!

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

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Batman & Ryobin

Holy shit, Batman!
It's not the same bat channel
or the same bat time.

Uneven Gymnastics?

Dear SEGA,

I have no idea
what the hell's happening here.
Awesomeness, I think.

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

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