Saturday, June 30, 2012

Damn, That Cake Looks Good



Dear SEGA,

'Tis my birthday, but
I will not take a day off.
SHENMUE FOREVER!!!

Cake made by Florentine Pastry Shop Friday Oct. 7, 2011 on Bleecker Street in Utica... to be exact. Randomly found on the internet, as I'm not cool enough for a cake like this, haha.

#GiveYuTheShenmueLicense

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

Thursday, June 28, 2012

Shing!



Dear SEGA,

Listen to the man!
It's not every day you get
such solid advice.

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

#GiveYuTheShenmueLicense

Video by Esalaah

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Sega Vision







Dear SEGA,

Sega sunglasses?
I don't know why these exist,
but thanks anyway.

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Different Ryo



Dear SEGA,

Let me take a guess.
The J region Transformed will
have him in it, too...

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

Monday, June 25, 2012

Junior



Dear SEGA,

I need some good times!.
Make Shenmue 3 and we would
all be DYN-O-MITE!!

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

Saturday, June 23, 2012

Age Of Majority



Dear SEGA,

Sonic's all grown up!
It's about time you kicked him
out of the house, eh?

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

Friday, June 22, 2012

Shaolin Kickers



Dear SEGA,

Sports Interactive
should make Shaolin Soccer games.
It would be awesome!

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Stooge



Dear SEGA,

I'll squeeze the cider
out of your adam's apple!
Just make the damn game!!

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.


Monday, June 18, 2012

Shenmue Splurging Spree



Dear SEGA,

Are you sure you don't
want to splurge on Shenmue 3?
'Cause you can, ya know...

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

Sunday, June 17, 2012

Nagoshi San




What better way to celebrate the man's birthday, but to kick back with a couple beers and watch some of his interviews buggily transcribed by youtube's audio transcribe beta? None! That's what.

Click on CC, then click on transcribe audio, and then translate captions. It can be a royal pain in the ass to click on the right thing, but just mess around with it and you'll get it. Some of these already have English voice translations, so just turn the volume all the way down or something.

I love fucking my brain up with this kind of shit, and Nagoshi just makes it even better. Enjoy.







This last vid only translates about half the speech. Damned betas.

Well appointed old man. Hahaha!


Edit: Tokyo Jungle is currently the number one game in the world.

Saturday, June 16, 2012

WWYAHDS?!



Dear SEGA,

When will you announce
High-definition Shenmue?
TOMORROW, FUCKERS.

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

Monday, June 11, 2012

The Gloppening



Dear SEGA,

I, too, made this face
the day the Dreamcast perished.
I'm sure many did.

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

Saturday, June 9, 2012

Woulda, Coulda, Shoulda



Dear SEGA,

Would you make it, please?
The cliffhanger's burned into
all our memories.

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

Art by: Sega-Club-Tikal

Friday, June 8, 2012

Happiness Upgrade



Dear SEGA,

Make Shenmue 3 and
receive happiness upgrade.
HAPPINESS UPGRADE.

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

Art by: Chris

Thursday, June 7, 2012

Special Favor



Dear SEGA,

Bless us yet again.
Shenmue was a blessing for
gamers everywhere.

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

Art by: Alex Owens

Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Tuesday, June 5, 2012

E3 2012 In Full Effect



Dear SEGA,

Just when exactly
does your E3 event start?
Or don't you have one?

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan

Monday, June 4, 2012

Saturday, June 2, 2012

93%



Dear SEGA,

Only 2 songs short.
Quite nice! Though, you should have left
out Dragula, too.

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

Friday, June 1, 2012

Mojang Dude



Dear SEGA,

You should contact Notch
about collaborating.
Make a puzzle game!

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.