Monday, June 28, 2010

Time To Get Oogie


Dear SEGA,

It might not seem so,
but I'm your number 1 fan.
You dirty birdies!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Sunday, June 27, 2010

Saturday, June 26, 2010

Friday, June 25, 2010

Thursday, June 24, 2010

Everybody Loves Tom


Dear SEGA,

Bring back my friend Tom.
Tom and I, we go way back,
back to Shenmue 1.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Monday, June 21, 2010

Sunday, June 20, 2010

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Monday, June 14, 2010

Saturday, June 12, 2010

Friday, June 11, 2010

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Let's Hope Development IS Borderless


Dear SEGA,

Yo,
assholes!
What the hell?
Yu Suzuki
should be President.
Instead, Suzuki san's
a Creative Officer
in dimished capacity.
Why would you demote such a legend?
Did he hit on the wrong person
at SEGA's Christmas party?
Was it for the Shenmues?
Most likely that, yeah?
It didn't sell.
That's too bad,
'cause he's
GREAT!


Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

3D Sonic Games > Kanye West


Dear SEGA,

Sometimes you suck balls,
but at least you're not this prick.
Douchebag cockshiner.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Monday, June 7, 2010

Sunday, June 6, 2010

Eleven, Twelve, Do Not Shelve!


Dear SEGA,

One, two, more Shenmue.
Three, four, I know you're cash poor.
Five, six, roundhouse kicks.

Seven, eight, debut
the next Shenmue at E3,
just to demonstrate.

And last but not least...
Nine, ten, you had better make
Shenmue games again!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Friday, June 4, 2010

Lactose Intolerant?


Dear SEGA,

Here ya go, SEGA.
I thought you could use some cheese
to go with my whine.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Thursday, June 3, 2010

SEGA, You Big Tease


Dear SEGA,

Shenmue on Twitter.
If you don't make another,
you're just fucking with us.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.