Friday, July 31, 2009

Do It

Dear SEGA,

You will make Shenmue 3 because we deserve it.
The End.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Thursday, July 30, 2009

Every Freaking Day


Dear SEGA,

I will update this
blog for as long as it takes
until you accede.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Wakey Wakey, Eggs N' Bacey


Dear SEGA,

Hey, SEGA, SEGA!
Wake the fuck up already
and finish Shenmue!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Monday, July 27, 2009

The Legend Must Continue




Dear SEGA,

Sega, please don't stop,
the legend must continue!
Shenmue must go on.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Sunday, July 26, 2009

SEGA, Come On


Dear SEGA,

Come on SEGA, finish what ya started
That aint no way to treat the broken hearted
If you wanna make shitty cash-in games
SEGA, I could let it slide
You want gamers, you want a customer
SEGA, I can be both of them
You got the tools to satisfy
Don't walk away, don't shy away from it all

Come on SEGA, finish what you started
Shenmue's incomplete
That aint no way to treat the broken hearted
We need some sympathy
I like to play each game, one by one
Right on time, I hope you will arrive
By keepin' Shenmue alive

Its alive and its kicking
Inside all the fans
So come on SEGA, please
Come on SEGA, finish what you started
Shenmue's incomplete
That aint no way to treat the broken hearted
Come on and finish part 3

Come on SEGA, finish what you started
That aint no way to treat the broken hearted
Come on SEGA, finish what you started
That aint no way to treat the broken hearted
SEGA, come on
SEGA, come on

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Saturday, July 25, 2009

Like a Cold Soda


Dear SEGA,

Deep satisfaction
is what you'll receive when you
create Shenmue 3.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Friday, July 24, 2009

Finish The Story!


Dear SEGA,

When the chips are down,
don't just give up on Shenmue.
Finish the story.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Pennies For Shenmue


Dear SEGA,

Will bribery work?
If so, I offer you this...
nine-hundred pennies.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

I Will Buy You Some


Dear SEGA,

Sun chips are tasty.
If you release Shenmue 3
I will buy you some.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Favors From SEGA


Dear SEGA,

As a general
favor for everyone, please
create shenmue 3.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Monday, July 20, 2009

Shenmue Adventures

Dear SEGA,

As a personal
favor to me, please make more
Shenmue adventures.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Saturday, July 18, 2009

Straight to the Point

Dear SEGA,

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Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Friday, July 17, 2009

Make it so


Dear SEGA,

All that I'm saying
is you should definitely
make Shenmue 3 real.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Thursday, July 16, 2009

SEGA Hurts


Dear SEGA,

SEGA hurts, SEGA scars, SEGA wounds and mars

Any player not tough or strong enough

To take a lot of pain, take a lot of pain

SEGA is like a cloud, it holds a lot of rain

SEGA hurts, Ooo-oo SEGA hurts

I'm young, I know, But even so

I know a thing or two - I learned from Shenmue

I really learned a lot, like fork-lift driving

SEGA is like Firaga, It burns you when you're surviving

SEGA hurts, Ooo-oo SEGA hurts

Some fools think of Sonic Unleashed, Golden Axe: Beast Rider and The Conduit with largess

Some fools fool themselves into thinking these are good games, I guess

They're not foolin' me

I know it isn't true I know it isn't true

Shenmue 3 is just a lie made to make you blue

SEGA hurts, Ooo-oo SEGA hurts

I know it isn't true I know it isn't true

Shenmue 3 is just a lie made to make you blue

SEGA hurts, Ooo-oo SEGA hurts

Ooo-oo, SEGA hurts Ooo-oo

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

I'm Begging


Dear SEGA,

Instead of making
Shitty 3D Sonic games,
finish Shenmue, please.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Today's the Day


Dear SEGA,

It's Tuesday again, and what does that day normally bring? New games? New DVD's? Tacos?

Norp.

Today is the day you confirm Shenmue 3.
Yarp. I've made up your mind for you. You're doing it, so shut up.

Matter of fact, you're announcing it right now. I hope ya like developing for the Xbox 1440. I hear it's one complicated piece of hardware to program for, but not quite as difficult as the Saturn, so you're in luck.

Yeah, you're welcome.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Monday, July 13, 2009

Oh, My, God. Becky, Look At Its Gameplay


Dear SEGA,

I'd like more Shenmue and I cannot lie
All you other gamers can't deny
That when Shenmue comes on with nothing to waste
And a back roundhouse to your frace
You get sprung, wanna pull out your controlling
'Cause you notice that game needs exploring
Deep in the game we are playing
I'm hooked and I can't stop Shenmue staring

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Sunday, July 12, 2009

Don't Forget


Dear SEGA,

I have a request.
Don't forget about Shenmue.
Please, just make some more.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Saturday, July 11, 2009

Friday, July 10, 2009

Please Continue!


Dear SEGA,

The legacy of
Shenmue must continue, guys.
Seriously, now!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Thursday, July 9, 2009

IP's Going To Waste


Dear SEGA,

Make Shenmue 3, Rez 2, Skies of Arcadia 2, and Panzer Dragoon Saga 2.

You give me sequels, I give you lots of money.

That's all I gotta say about that.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Not So Good At the Fighting Though


Dear SEGA,

Ren of the Heavens.
Guy's good for comic relief
and causing trouble.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Dobuita or Bust


Dear SEGA,

In the next Shenmue,
you should revisit the street
of Dobuita.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Monday, July 6, 2009

Limericks of Fury


Dear SEGA,

There once was a man from Japan-Di
Who searched for a man named Lan-Di
He said with a stare
As he searched for his lair...

"Maybe I should buy another."

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Sunday, July 5, 2009

Another Reminder

Dear SEGA,

Another reminder, http://www.petitiononline.com/shen1986/petition.html

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Saturday, July 4, 2009

Make That Shit

Dear SEGA,

I just mean to say,
Shenmue 3 would be awesome,
Make that shit, SEGA .

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Friday, July 3, 2009

Super Shenmue 3


Dear SEGA,

Super Shenmue 3
on the Super Nintendo,
i'd even take that.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Thursday, July 2, 2009

My Friend...Tom


Dear SEGA,

In the third Shenmue,
Tom, the hot-dog vendor, needs
to be seen again.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Woe Betide Sega

Dear SEGA,

Woe betide SEGA!
Base knaves who forget fast friends,
Suzuki yet lives.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.