SEGA Hurts

Dear SEGA,

SEGA hurts, SEGA scars, SEGA wounds and mars

Any player not tough or strong enough

To take a lot of pain, take a lot of pain

SEGA is like a cloud, it holds a lot of rain

SEGA hurts, Ooo-oo SEGA hurts

I'm young, I know, But even so

I know a thing or two - I learned from Shenmue

I really learned a lot, like fork-lift driving

SEGA is like Firaga, It burns you when you're surviving

SEGA hurts, Ooo-oo SEGA hurts

Some fools think of Sonic Unleashed, Golden Axe: Beast Rider and The Conduit with largess

Some fools fool themselves into thinking these are good games, I guess

They're not foolin' me

I know it isn't true I know it isn't true

Shenmue 3 is just a lie made to make you blue

SEGA hurts, Ooo-oo SEGA hurts

I know it isn't true I know it isn't true

Shenmue 3 is just a lie made to make you blue

SEGA hurts, Ooo-oo SEGA hurts

Ooo-oo, SEGA hurts Ooo-oo

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.