Tuesday, March 30, 2010

I'm Begging, SEGA Please!


Dear SEGA,

SEGA, you got me
on my knees, SEGA, won't you
ease my worried mind?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Monday, March 29, 2010

Give Up the Prize


Dear SEGA,

There can be only
2 Shenmues? Fuck that, SEGA!
I will take your head.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Sunday, March 28, 2010

Where My Corndog?


Dear SEGA,

Shenmue on a stick.
Hey, it sounds better than that
dumbass MMO.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Saturday, March 27, 2010

Friday, March 26, 2010

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Monday, March 22, 2010

Viva Billiam Shat!


Dear SEGA,

Like Bill, you're has beens.
To save your ass, you should call
Rescue 911.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Saturday, March 20, 2010

Friday, March 19, 2010

Or Will I?


Dear SEGA,

Who is number 1?
You were, but, not anymore.
Be seeing you, then.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Monday, March 15, 2010

Sunday, March 14, 2010

Indeed


Dear SEGA,

A perfection of
means, and confusion of aims,
is your main problem.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Saturday, March 13, 2010

Your Good Deed For The Year


Dear SEGA,

Help a fanboy out.
Be a good samaritan,
and make Shenmue 3.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Friday, March 12, 2010

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Part 3 To Be Precise


Dear SEGA,

What's the answer to
life, the universe, and
everything? Shenmue.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Monday, March 8, 2010

Don't Make Her Get All China O' Brien On Ya


Dear SEGA,

Cynthia Rothrock,
The Queen Of Martial Arts Films,
needs some more Shenmue.

This woman will work
your face with her fists and feet,
unless you make it.

Just to clarify,
by "it", I mean Shenmue 3.
As if you don't know!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Sunday, March 7, 2010

Saturday, March 6, 2010

Don't Make Shaqmue 3!


Dear SEGA,

Since you've dropped consoles,
I'm surprised you haven't made
stupid shit like this.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Friday, March 5, 2010

Aint That A Kick In The Butt


Dear SEGA,

You must finish the
Shenmue series in order
to make your next leap.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Beam Us Up, SEGA


Dear SEGA,

I canna change the
laws of physics! I've got to
have sixteen chapters!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Stop Skullbopping Your Fans, SEGA


Dear SEGA,

You guys are cowboys.
You've seen a million faces,
and you've fucked them all.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Monday, March 1, 2010

Work all Night On A Drink Of Rum


Dear SEGA,

Se-ga! Se-ay-ga!
Shenmue 3 come and I wan'
go home and play it.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.