Tuesday, March 30, 2010

I'm Begging, SEGA Please!

Dear SEGA,

SEGA, you got me
on my knees, SEGA, won't you
ease my worried mind?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Monday, March 29, 2010

Sunday, March 28, 2010

Saturday, March 27, 2010

Friday, March 26, 2010

Monday, March 22, 2010

Saturday, March 20, 2010

Friday, March 19, 2010

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Monday, March 15, 2010

Sunday, March 14, 2010


Dear SEGA,

A perfection of
means, and confusion of aims,
is your main problem.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Saturday, March 13, 2010

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Monday, March 8, 2010

Don't Make Her Get All China O' Brien On Ya

Dear SEGA,

Cynthia Rothrock,
The Queen Of Martial Arts Films,
needs some more Shenmue.

This woman will work
your face with her fists and feet,
unless you make it.

Just to clarify,
by "it", I mean Shenmue 3.
As if you don't know!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Sunday, March 7, 2010

Saturday, March 6, 2010

Don't Make Shaqmue 3!

Dear SEGA,

Since you've dropped consoles,
I'm surprised you haven't made
stupid shit like this.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Friday, March 5, 2010

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Beam Us Up, SEGA

Dear SEGA,

I canna change the
laws of physics! I've got to
have sixteen chapters!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Stop Skullbopping Your Fans, SEGA

Dear SEGA,

You guys are cowboys.
You've seen a million faces,
and you've fucked them all.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Monday, March 1, 2010