Friday, September 30, 2011

This Cover Makes It Look Like A Zynga Game -_-


Dear SEGA,

Hey, it's not too late
to change the cover, ya know.
It is rather plain.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Thursday, September 29, 2011

Apeshit Over Antlions



Dear SEGA,

Gordon Freeman in
Renegade Ops for PC?
Quite unexpected!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Nonsensical Query


Dear SEGA,

Would you mind if I
asked you a stupid question?
Where's Shenmue fourteen?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Aliens Infestation


Dear SEGA,

This looks pretty good.
I'm really looking forward
to playing this game!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Monday, September 26, 2011

Spiral Knights On XBLA/PSN Would Be Great



Dear SEGA,

The consoles could use
a few good F2P games.
How 'bout Spiral Knights?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Saturday, September 24, 2011

Extreme Longevity


Dear SEGA,

Don't make me wait till
I'm as old as she'd gotten!
... I'd wait that long, though.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Friday, September 23, 2011

Nintendren


Dear SEGA,

How would it have been
if you had merged with Ninty?
FUCKING AMAZING!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

A Week Late


Dear SEGA,

A-ha, I've got it!
Drop all your current games and
take on Shenmue 3!!!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Dreamcast Collection


Dear SEGA,

You guys gonna make
some more Dreamcast collections?
You'd be dumb not to.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Monday, September 19, 2011

Have A REAL Video Game Luminary On Your Show, For Once


Dear Jimmy Fallon,

I said it last year,
and I will say it again.
Have Yu on your show!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Sunday, September 18, 2011

Just Another Trade Show Sans Shenmue 3


Dear SEGA,

I'd say something like
"Shenmue at TGS," but ...
what's the point, really?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Saturday, September 17, 2011

Chi You Would Be A Good Fit As Well


Dear SEGA,

Charles Martinet
should voice someone in part 3.
Shenhua's dad, perhaps?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Friday, September 16, 2011

If It's Good, I'll Buy It Twice


Dear SEGA,

I paid for the game,
but haven't played it just yet.
Maybe this weekend?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Create-A-Ryo


Dear SEGA,

People are bringing
Shenmue into other games.
We can't help ourselves!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Please Westernize It!

Dear Yu Suzuki,



Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Monday, September 12, 2011

With Jason Statham As Dr. Zan



Dear SEGA,

Let the Crank auteurs
make a Streets Of Rage movie.
The first great game flick!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Sunday, September 11, 2011

Unforgettable 7


Dear SEGA,

Remember the time
Lan Di appeared in Shenmue 2?
Unforgettable.

Art by: Jack688/Dmitry

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Saturday, September 10, 2011

Gunpei Yokoi - Sorely Missed


Dear SEGA,

Suzuki sama
isn't your Miyamoto.
He's more like Gunpei.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Friday, September 9, 2011

Sedge Flower


Dear SEGA,

Will we ever know
what power lurks in Shenhua?
You could just tell us!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Thursday, September 8, 2011

Just Like Patsy Cline


Dear SEGA,

I fall to pieces
each time I see Yu again.
Mainly at trade shows.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Sunday, September 4, 2011

Zombies. *Yawn*



Dear SEGA,

I'll likely play this.
There aint shit out for Kinect,
so I might as well.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Friday, September 2, 2011

VSOJ Day


Dear SEGA,

You will surrender!
Today's the day you give in
to all our demands!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Thursday, September 1, 2011

RIP Acclaim



Dear SEGA,

You're the new Acclaim.
I hope you don't check out like
what happened to them.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

 里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ