Monday, April 30, 2012

Never Say Never Say Never



Dear SEGA,

Be honest with us.
If you'll NEVER make part three,
SAY it already!

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

Saturday, April 28, 2012

Thursday, April 26, 2012

Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Progenitor




Dear SEGA,

The Shenmues should be
re-released on PSN.
Utilize those sticks!

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Monday, April 23, 2012

Now Is The Winter Of Our Discontent



Dear SEGA,

Give us an answer!
To 3, or not to 3, guys,
that is the question.

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

Sunday, April 22, 2012

Friday, April 20, 2012

Not Really



Dear SEGA,

SHENMUE HAS NO END.
Screw it, I'm done. Someone stick
a cleaver in me.

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

End of Crispin Glover trilogy.

Thursday, April 19, 2012

High Fives For Shenmue Three



Dear SEGA,

The world will rejoice
when you announce Shenmue 3!
High fives all around!!

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Ha! That's Right, Boy!



Dear SEGA,

Come on now, FEED ME!
Feed me Shenmue 3, SEGA!
Feed me all night long!

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

The Girl With The Dragon Mirror Tattoo



Dear SEGA,

Look, it's the girl with
the dragon mirror tattoo.
She'll scream in your face!

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

Monday, April 16, 2012

Sunday, April 15, 2012

High Definition Collection



Dear SEGA,

HD Shenmue games.
Everyone but you wants them
for modern consoles.

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

Saturday, April 14, 2012

No Limits



Dear SEGA,

Surpass all your goals.
Just reach as high as you can,
and grab some blue sky!

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

Friday, April 13, 2012

Community



Dear SEGA,

Community teams.
Disband our link to you, and
you risk losing fans.

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

Thursday, April 12, 2012

Yet Another One Coming From The Home Office In Tokyo, Japan



Dear SEGA,

...And the number one
reason there's no Shen' HD?
YOU'RE FUCKING BUTTHOLES.

Shenmue tiger by Insert Coin Tees ©SEGA

BUTTHOLE logo ©SEGA

Naked chica ©The Internet

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

 里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Jacket! Jacket! Jacket!



Dear Insert Coin,

I can dig this shit! 
But perhaps you could make
hoodies AND jackets?

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

 里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Monday, April 9, 2012

All We Are Saying Is Give Shenmue A Chance



Dear SEGA,

Part 3's the answer.
Shenmue is the flower, you've
got to let it grow.

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

 里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Sunday, April 8, 2012

Bye Bye, Blue Sky



Dear SEGA,

Is it possible
that you could lose your source code?
How's that shit happen?

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

 里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Saturday, April 7, 2012

Shainingu Fōsu III



Dear SEGA,

The Shining Force 3's.
Localize the last two and
re-release them all.

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

 里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Friday, April 6, 2012

Nice Font



Dear SEGA,

Virtua Vineyard?
Ha, nice joke! When do you think
Zynga will steal it?

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

 里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Thursday, April 5, 2012

All Or Nothin'



Dear SEGA,

Go for broke today!
You might as well since you don't 
have much else to lose.

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

 里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Flops



Unlike the Shenmues,
Battlefield Earth just plain sucked.
Shenmue will live on.

Tuesday, April 3, 2012

RT 2



Dear Shenmue Fans,

It's that day again.
#giveyutheshenmuelicense
Let's get it to trend!

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

 里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Monday, April 2, 2012

Kaku P-Model



Dear SEGA,

You guys should work with,
Susumu Hirasawa.
Have him score some games.
































Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

 里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Sunday, April 1, 2012

Perpetual Poet



Dear SEGA,

Almost 3 years straight.
And ya know what? I can do
this shit forever...

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

 里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ