Tuesday, November 30, 2010

No Nudity


Dear SEGA,

We need Shenmue 3
more than we need to see her
take off her clothing.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Monday, November 29, 2010

Hungry Like The Wolf


Dear SEGA,

We're starving for it
and I'm hungry like the wolf.
Not the VF guy...

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Sunday, November 28, 2010

It Needs An Ending!


Dear SEGA,

It needs an ending!
Truer words aint been spoken.
Let's say them again.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Saturday, November 27, 2010

CD+G

Dear SEGA,



Your next console should
have CD+G like the
Sega CD had.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Friday, November 26, 2010

Viernes Negro!


Dear SEGA,

Target has this shit
for seven bucks, and it's STILL
way too fuckin' much!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Thursday, November 25, 2010

Win Ben Stein's Money


Dear SEGA,

Win Ben Stein's money!
Use it to make Shenmue 3.
Spend that shit wisely!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Conciliate Us


Dear SEGA,

Do it already!
Conciliate the fanboys
and make Shenmue 3!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

It's Alive!


Dear SEGA,

You have created
more than a few monsters, and
they will destroy you!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Monday, November 22, 2010

The Scream Has Turned To A Whisper


Dear SEGA,

I remember when
SEGA ruled the gaming world.
What the fuck happened?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Egon




Dear SEGA,

It's still the greatest
Ghostbusters videogame
that's ever been made.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Saturday, November 20, 2010

10


Dear SEGA,

What do I rate it?
An 11 out of 10!
Just like Bo Derek.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Friday, November 19, 2010

Things Don't Turn Up In This World Until Somebody Turns Them Up


Dear SEGA,

A pound of pluck is
worth a ton of luck, fellas,
and you're "3" pounds short.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Thursday, November 18, 2010

"I'm Going To Disneyworld!"


Dear Yu Suzuki,

You just placated
the fans somewhat, what are you
going to do next?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Ultimate Mickey


Dear SEGA,

Remember this game?
Why not make another one?
Keep it 2D though...

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Suzuki Sama


Dear SEGA,

It's good to see him
talkin' 'bout Shenmue again
after all these years.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Ninty Owes You For That Amazing Job You Did On F-Zero GX


Dear SEGA,

Do you guys want a
decent 3D Sonic game?
Then you need Shiggy!

You just need to let
Shigeru Miyamoto
lend some assistance.

He would set it straight.
Practically everything he
touches turns to gold.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Monday, November 15, 2010

To Create One's World In Any Of The Arts Takes Courage


Dear SEGA,

You get whatever
accomplishment that you are
willing to declare
.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Sunday, November 14, 2010

Nostalgia


Dear SEGA,

Suddenly I see
why you mean so much to me.
It's the nostalgia.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Saturday, November 13, 2010

Joe Mantegna Football


Dear SEGA,

I don't play them, but
if you made sports games again,
you'd make some money.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Friday, November 12, 2010

It's Better To Burn Out, Than To Fade Away


Dear SEGA,

As you go through life,
you've got to see the valleys
as well as the peaks.


Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Thursday, November 11, 2010

AMD655


Dear SEGA,

This guy says he'd rip
his legs off for Shenmue 3,
and I believe him.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

The Gaim


Dear SEGA,

The world seems brighter
when you've just made something that
wasn't there before.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Cosmic Budget


Billions and billions?
No, I think it was more like
seventy million.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Monday, November 8, 2010

My First RPG


Dear SEGA,

How 'bout a sequel
to Sword of Vermilion?
Yu's first console game.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Sunday, November 7, 2010

Shenmue Size Me


Dear SEGA,

Nothin' but Shenmue
for the next 30 days straight.
Shenmue size me, guys.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Saturday, November 6, 2010

He's Heating Up!


Dear SEGA,

Boom shaka laka!
Make 3 Shenmues in a row
to become on fire.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Friday, November 5, 2010

Liquid Metal


Dear SEGA,

Have you seen this boy?
Name's Ryo. He was last seen
somewhere in China.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Even If You're On The Right Track, You'll Get Run Over If You Just Sit There


Dear SEGA,

You've got to go out
on a limb sometimes, because
that's where the fruit is
.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Nahh, He's Just A Stylish Douche


Dear SEGA,

He'll wear the band-aid
until Ryo's freed from his
cavernous prison.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Monday, November 1, 2010

Shylemue


Dear SEGA,

He married Shenmue?
How'd that doofus snag himself
such an awesome game?!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ