Monday, August 31, 2009

She Barely Had a Chance To Shine


Dear SEGA,

You just introduced
her into the series, guys.
Don't just let it die!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Sunday, August 30, 2009

Virtual Sunsets




Dear SEGA,

GTA series
has nothing over Shenmue's
free roaming gameplay.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Saturday, August 29, 2009

Friday, August 28, 2009

QTE FTW!


Dear SEGA,

God of War sucks nuts,
and Dragon's Lair doesn't count.
Shenmue did it best.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Man Mo Bistro Revisited


Dear SEGA,

Make more Shenmue games!
I need to get freakin hit
by more frying pans.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Keep the Ball Rolling


Dear SEGA,

Keep the ball rolling,
the epic must continue.
It must be finished.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

The Whole Thing


Dear SEGA,

We need the whole thing.
We want Shenmue 3 through 12,
and we want it now.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Monday, August 24, 2009

Sunday, August 23, 2009

Closure


Dear SEGA,

A conclusion to
the best game ever would be
appreciated.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Vagrant Story IRL 3


Dear SEGA,


Hobos love Shenmue,
because vagrants need it too.
That's just what I hear.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Friday, August 21, 2009

Shenmue 2010

Dear SEGA,



If you won't make it,
the fans will become the new
fiduciary.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Your Well is Dry


Dear SEGA,

Did you halt Shenmue
because you have run out of
creativity?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Vagrant Story IRL 2


Dear SEGA,

A winner is me.
I haz the winning can, man,
so, make Shenmue 3.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Monday, August 17, 2009

Vagrant Story IRL


Dear SEGA,

I'm itinerant.
I will work for Shenmue 3,
food and booze as well.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Sunday, August 16, 2009

Shenmue 3 Blues


Dear SEGA,

You're making me sick.
I got the Shenmue 3 blues.
Stop breaking my heart.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Saturday, August 15, 2009

Have Another Go


Dear SEGA,

Don't say it's over,
have another go at it!
Finish the series!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Friday, August 14, 2009

Friday...Yay


Dear SEGA,

It's Friday, SEGA.
You know what that means, don't you?
Another Haiku.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Be Awesome Again

Dear SEGA,

I really wish you'd
make Shenmue 3 already.
That would be awesome.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Boring Holes In Your Ass


Dear SEGA,

Looking your way, Sega,
Shenmue staring at you to
burn holes in your face.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Monday, August 10, 2009

Old Made New Again


Dear SEGA,

Here's an old idea
for your consideration...
MAKE THE SHENMUE 3.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Sunday, August 9, 2009

Don't Be These Guys


Dear SEGA,

Self-preservation,
instead of making great games,
only lasts so long.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Saturday, August 8, 2009

Thursday, August 6, 2009

Dooooooughnuuuuuuuts


Dear SEGA,

I need Shenmue 3
like a fat guy needs doughnuts!
Seriously, yeah.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Consulting Ancient Scrolls For Your Moveset

Dear SEGA,

Learning moves from scrolls
in Shenmue was just too cool.
Some more would be nice.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

No Justice, No Shenmue 3

Dear SEGA,

Have a care, SEGA,
and do your series justice
by making part 3.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Monday, August 3, 2009

Fuku San FTW!


Dear SEGA,

I would like to throw
Fuku san around one more time.
Fuku san FTW!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Sunday, August 2, 2009

Saturday, August 1, 2009

Menace 2 Satiety


Dear SEGA,

Just like a crack-head,
you can haz these cheeseburgers
if make Shenmue 3.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.