Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Unforgettable 3


Dear SEGA,

Remember the time
we couldn't win the move scroll?
Unforgettable.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Monday, May 30, 2011

Unforgettable 2


Dear SEGA,

Remember the time
we first heard Cool Z's boombox?
Unforgettable.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Sunday, May 29, 2011

The Time To Repair The Roof Is When The Sun Is Shining


Dear SEGA,

Make it soon, SEGA.
We must use time as a tool,
not as a sofa.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Saturday, May 28, 2011

Unforgettable


Dear SEGA,

Remember the time
Ryo fought seventy guys?
Unforgettable.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Friday, May 27, 2011

Behind The Scenes


Dear SEGA,

You're working on it!
I know something's going on
behind the scenes, right?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Thursday, May 26, 2011

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Prune Hands


Dear SEGA,

Well you know my name
is Simon, and I like to
do Shenmue drawings.

(Art by Rabbitblanca)

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Monday, May 23, 2011

Hajime Satomi Is A Dick 7


Dear SEGA,

You know, at this point
a surprise ending's better
than the lack of one.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Sunday, May 22, 2011

Waves Of Morning Haze


Dear SEGA,

Its music makes me
want to buy some instruments
and learn how to play.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Saturday, May 21, 2011

Shenmue Memo


Dear SEGA,

You get my memo?
In case you missed it before,
here it is ... again.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Friday, May 20, 2011

Shenmue Capsule Toys


Dear SEGA,

Wanna torture us?
make a non-Shenmue game with
Shenmue capsule toys.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Thursday, May 19, 2011

Shenmue Fans


Dear SEGA,

The fans need part 3.
Let our love open the door
to a new Shenmue.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Double Dose


Dear SEGA,

Shadow the hedgehog's
like that Dragonball movie.
They're pain inducing.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Pipe Dream



Dear SEGA,

For the next Shenmue
use LA Noire's MotionScan,
or something like it.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Monday, May 16, 2011

Machete Improvises


Dear SEGA,

Machete don't text,
but he sure plays cell phone games,
such as Shenmue Gai.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Sunday, May 15, 2011

Simon Says


Dear SEGA,

Do what Simon says.
Simon says make Shenmue 3!
Follow your orders.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Saturday, May 14, 2011

Zackarbarg

Dear SEGA,

Someone get this guy
both Shenmues, then let part 2's
ending do it's thing.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Thursday, May 12, 2011

Another Shitty Limerick For You


Dear SEGA,

I really need Shenmue 3
Even if made for the Wii
I blog every day
There's no other way
For your fans to make you see

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Going For Bachelor's Next


Dear SEGA,

Today, I have earned
an associates degree
in Shenmue Staring.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Fat Albert


Dear SEGA,

It's the tenth of May?
Hey, hey, hey, who want's to play
Shenmue 3 today?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Monday, May 9, 2011

Unity


Dear European Shenmue Fans,

Today's a good day
to come together and show
support for Shenmue.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Sunday, May 8, 2011

Mr. Warmth


Dear SEGA,

The old days were the
old days, and they were great days.
But now is now, eh?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Saturday, May 7, 2011

Avarice, The Spur Of Industry


Dear SEGA,

No more Shadow, please!
Corruption of the best things
gives rise to the worst.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Friday, May 6, 2011

Shenmue HD next?


Dear SEGA,

Pretty awesome news.
Guardian Heroes HD,
sign me the fuck up!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Thursday, May 5, 2011

Sliders For SEGA


Dear SEGA,

Sliders for SEGA!
I mean the White Castle kind,
not the wormhole guys....

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Don't Do It Again


Dear SEGA,

It's been a while since
you've forgotten to renew
the Shenmue domain.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Tuesday, May 3, 2011

But Wait, There's More!


Dear SEGA,

For Shenmue 3, there's
only 3 EASY payments!
How much would you pay?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Monday, May 2, 2011

The Rock Says...


Dear SEGA,

One plus 2 is 3!
Shenmue 3! Do you smell what
the Rock is cookin'?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Sunday, May 1, 2011

Panzer Dragoon Saga, Too, While You're At It


Dear SEGA,

When the PSN
gets back up, you should release
both Shenmues on it.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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