Thursday, June 30, 2011

You Know What I Want


Dear SEGA,

Today's my birthday.
Whattaya say you grant me
a birthday wish, eh?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Buseyism


Dear SEGA,

What's Shenmue stand for?
Sega hardly earned. No more,
unless exigent!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Cool Z Had It Right



Dear SEGA,

Cool Z had it right.
You can say anything with
a big ass boombox.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムーシェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Monday, June 27, 2011

Miracle Workers


Dear Shenmue fans,

Alone, we can do
so little; together we
can push for part 3!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Sunday, June 26, 2011

Yu Suzuki Is A Legend


Dear SEGA,

Forgetting something?
You left Yu Suzuki tapped
for the last 8 turns!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Saturday, June 25, 2011

Preferably In Japanese


Dear SEGA,

Re-release Shenmue
on every console you can.
For the PC, too.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Thursday, June 23, 2011

Chasing The Dragon


Dear SEGA,

Every Sonic game
released after this is like
chasing the dragon.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 セガサミーホールディングス株式会社 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Uwe Bollshit


Dear SEGA,

Whatever you do
Do NOT let this man make more
House of the Dead films.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Just Another Day


Dear SEGA,

I've said it before
and I'm saying it again,
Please, make Shenmue 3!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Monday, June 20, 2011

Say Yu, Say 3


Dear SEGA,

Oh, what a feeling,
when we're playing Shenmue 3
on the damned ceiling!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Sunday, June 19, 2011

Osamu Dazai


Dear SEGA,

Deeds punishable
by prison sentences are
not the only crimes.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Friday, June 17, 2011

The Visible Ninja


Dear SEGA,

Redo the cover
of Shinobi 3DS.
Use Sho Kosugi.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Thursday, June 16, 2011

I Gotta Believe!


Dear SEGA,

U gotta do what?
Finish the Shenmue series!
I GOTTA BELIEVE!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

As Good As It Gets


Dear SEGA,

Release Shenmue 3,
and life would certainly be
as good as it gets.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

The Art of the Deal


Dear SEGA,

Donald Trump bounced back
from his financial trouble
and so will SEGA.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Monday, June 13, 2011

This Cover Sucks Dilapidated Donkey Dick


Dear SEGA,

Whoah, you're making a
Shinobi for 3DS?
But I don't have one!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Saturday, June 11, 2011

Treasure


Dear SEGA,

If Treasure wants to
make Guardian Heroes 2,
enable them to.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Friday, June 10, 2011

Subsequent RE-RELEASES Made Up For That, However. Hint, Hint, Nudge, Nudge


Dear SEGA,

This classic film failed
to recoup its budget, too.
Sound familiar, guys?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Thursday, June 9, 2011

Quackshot


Dear SEGA,

We need Quackshot 2!
Not as much as Shenmue 3,
but it would be nice.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

The Software Developer Formerly Known As SEGA


Dear SEGA,

Do what Prince did, and
change your name to a symbol.
Something that fits you.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Sunday, June 5, 2011

Shenmue Town At E3, Make It So


Dear SEGA,

If not Shenmue 3,
then talk about Shenmue Town
at E3 this week.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Saturday, June 4, 2011

See Yu This Year?


Dear SEGA,

I'm not expecting
Shenmue 3 at E3, but
one can still hope, right?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Friday, June 3, 2011

Over And Over


Dear SEGA,

I liked it so much
that I'm playing it over,
and over again.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Thursday, June 2, 2011

Extended Cut


Dear SEGA,

Extended cut? Cool.
Does that mean it'll have the
missing reel boss fight?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

You Oughtta Know ... By Now


Dear SEGA,

It's just me, and I'm
here to remind you of the
mess you left behind.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ