Monday, November 30, 2009

Saturday, November 28, 2009

Friday, November 27, 2009

Thursday, November 26, 2009

THANK YOU, SEGA!



Dear SEGA,

Happy Turkey Day!
You don't know the holiday?
Right, you're Japanese.

Thanksgiving is the
day we say thanks for giving,
to you for instance.

THANK YOU, SEGA, for
making Shenmue and other
classic games for us!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

I Wanna See A Shenmue 3 Tat


Dear SEGA,

Get Peter Moore back.
That guy would fix you back up,
and help out the cause.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Bring His Ass Back


Dear SEGA,

Fuku-san was awesome!
Bring his ass back in part 3
for comic relief.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Monday, November 23, 2009

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Future Announcement Perhaps?


Dear SEGA,

Shenmue has Twitter.
If you're not making new games,
what's the fuckin point?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Thursday, November 19, 2009

He's Your Miyamoto


Dear SEGA,

Without him you're screwed!
Never forget the one who
made you what you are.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Make Them For 360, Not Wii - Soccer Moms Can't Lose Any Weight From Them


Dear SEGA,

Make more games like these
House of the Dead: Overkill,
and Madworld, SEGA

You'll drum up support
from casual and hardcore
gamers all over

It's your willingness
to try new and different things
that will bring you back

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Monday, November 16, 2009

No Time Like The Present


Dear SEGA,

Give us what we want.
The current time would be best
for a new release .

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Saturday, November 14, 2009

You Can Do It!


Dear SEGA,

Quality games were
the secret to your success.
Get back in the groove.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Friday, November 13, 2009

An Ending Please!


Dear SEGA,

Please make Shenmue 3!
Just give in to our request,
we need an ending!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Yours Would Be Better

Dear SEGA,



Fret not you bastards!
Don't you worry, we'll be fine
making it ourselves.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

License To Duck Race


Dear SEGA,

We give you license
to make Shenmue 3 and it's
non-transferable

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Monday, November 9, 2009

Sunday, November 8, 2009

Saturday, November 7, 2009

Worldwide Release


Dear SEGA,

Your prestige is gone!
Make Shenmue 3 and you'll be
prestigious again.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Friday, November 6, 2009

Get Da Funk Back



Dear SEGA,

One more time, SEGA.
Celebrate and dance so free,
making Shenmue 3.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Thursday, November 5, 2009

You Used To Be Awesome



Hey
SEGA,
What the fuck?
What's with you guys?
Where did you go wrong?
You used to be awesome,
but now you suck donkey balls.
How'd that happen to SEGA, huh?
Must have been the merger with Sammy.
You made some mistakes before that,
but you still made awesome games.
Sammy should go away.
Seriously, now.
Go fuck yourselves!
Ya hear me?
Sammy?
PRICKS

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Don't Leave Us Hanging


Dear SEGA,

We want you, SEGA,
to finish what you started!
Release Shenmue 3.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Monday, November 2, 2009

Even Trade


Dear SEGA,

I will give you WOW
even though I don't play it.
Aint I generous?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Should've Merged With Namco


Dear SEGA,

SEGA and Sammy,
your shit's really fucked up, man.
You just don't mix well.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.