You Used To Be Awesome

Hey
SEGA,
What the fuck?
What's with you guys?
Where did you go wrong?
You used to be awesome,
but now you suck donkey balls.
How'd that happen to SEGA, huh?
Must have been the merger with Sammy.
You made some mistakes before that,
but you still made awesome games.
Sammy should go away.
Seriously, now.
Go fuck yourselves!
Ya hear me?
Sammy?
PRICKS

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.