Not Really

Dear SEGA,

SHENMUE HAS NO END.
Screw it, I'm done. Someone stick
a cleaver in me.

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

End of Crispin Glover trilogy.

Who Wants To Play With Willy?

Dear SEGA,

Not the real Wonka?
Yeah, well, that isn't a real
Golden-Axe either.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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No Sense Of Pride. No Sense of Loyalty. No Sense Of NOTHING, Man.

Dear SEGA,

It's people like you
that are sending this country
down the fucking tubes.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.