Monday, October 31, 2011

Virtual D-Pads Can Suck My Donger


Dear SEGA,

Halloween sale? Cool!
But why does it have to be
iOS only?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Saturday, October 29, 2011

We're Gonna Get Rocked Tonight


Dear SEGA,

Come on feel the noise!
SEGA, rock all your fanboys
with a new Shenmue!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Thursday, October 27, 2011

Succinct Enough


Dear SEGA,

I'm drawing a blank.
All I can say today is
MAKE SHENMUE 3!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Wishful Thinking



Dear SEGA,

No plans at this time?
You need to answer like this
the next time we ask.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

69 More


Dear SEGA,

And if I had a
million dollars, I would need
sixty-nine more, eh?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Monday, October 24, 2011

Reservoir Dogshit



Dear SEGA,

You've made some bombs, but
at least you didn't make this.
Pure inanity.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Sunday, October 23, 2011

Magical Number


Dear SEGA,

Don't let Shenmue die!
Three is the magic number
for a lot of games.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Saturday, October 22, 2011

Thursday, October 20, 2011

Monday, October 17, 2011

Sunday, October 16, 2011

Unremarkable 2



Dear SEGA,

Remember the time
you made Shadow the Hedgehog?
Unremarkable.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Saturday, October 15, 2011

Unremarkable



Dear SEGA,

Remember the time
you made Golden Axe: Beast Turd?
Unremarkable.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Friday, October 14, 2011

VCS


Dear SEGA,

I'd even play it
on the 2600.
With paddles, even!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Thursday, October 13, 2011

Everybody's Lookin' For Somethin', Somethin' To Fill In The Holes


Dear SEGA,

I love Shenmue 3.
How do I know when it's love?
When you finish it!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

New Theme Song



Dear SEGA,

Like George Lam, I'm a
man of determination.
You WILL make part 3!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Unforgettable 10


Dear SEGA,

Remember the time
we ran a Lucky Hit stand?
Unforgettable.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Monday, October 10, 2011

Sunday, October 9, 2011

Saturday, October 8, 2011

Unforgettable 9


Dear SEGA,

Remember the time
we had to catch falling leaves?
Unforgettable.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Friday, October 7, 2011

Smiles Of Distinction



Dear SEGA,

Make Ryo smile by
doing an act of kindness.
Finish his story!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Thursday, October 6, 2011

Gears Of Game


Dear SEGA,

Hell, you could even
make Shenmue 3 on Game Gear.
I'm desperate here!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Not Be Mean Day


Dear SEGA,

Sick of being mean?
Hey, do something nice today!
Like make Shenmue 3.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Izumi Takano


Dear SEGA,

Tomato Mart girl.
She will take you duck racing,
after you fight her.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Monday, October 3, 2011

Unforgettable 8


Dear SEGA,

Remember the time
we first got a winning can?
Unforgettable.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Sunday, October 2, 2011

Kamereon Kiddo 2


Dear SEGA,

Still waiting for a
Kid Chameleon sequel....
Among other things.

Artwork By: Maher Al-Samkari

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Saturday, October 1, 2011

Holding Company


Dear SEGA,

A question for ya.
Did the merger rescue you,
or swallow your soul?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ