Saturday, March 31, 2012

Living Like This Is A Full-Time Business



Dear SEGA,

Choose life, choose a job,
choose to make one more Shenmue.
Maybe even two.

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Friday, March 30, 2012

Free Stuff Fredag



Dear SEGA,

It's free stuff Friday!
How about some more free hints
of Shenmue HD?

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

 里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Thursday, March 29, 2012

Poet And Didn't Know It



Dear SEGA,

And, so, here I be.
Writing another haiku
about Shenmue 3.

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

 里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Custom Controls Aren't exactly A New Thing, Ya Know? EVERY GAME SHOULD HAVE THEM.



Dear SEGA,

So far, I like it,
but the controls suck pig nuts.
What's up with that shit?

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

 里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Monday, March 26, 2012

Sunday, March 25, 2012

Just Another Uninspired Haiku



Dear SEGA,

You can have all the
pecan waffles you can eat.
First make Shenmue 3.

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

 里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Saturday, March 24, 2012

Friday, March 23, 2012

Like A Dragon Of The End



Dear SEGA,

I went out and bought
Yakuza: Dead Souls today.
Just for the story.

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

 里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Thursday, March 22, 2012

Ajiichi Chinese Restaurant

shenmue


He owns and chefs at
a local Chinese diner.
Has an apprentice.

Yet he needs to see
to that employee's needs more.
Ya know, such as thirst?

Sure, he's a man, BUT
he looks like an old lady.
Shenmue chefs stand out!

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

The Sega Code

sega



Dear SEGA,

Konami has one.
It's not too late for SEGA
to have a code, too.

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Monday, March 19, 2012

Attractive Fatality



Dear SEGA,

Hey, Don't fuck with us!
You know the Shenmue fanbase
are batshit crazy.

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

 里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Sunday, March 18, 2012

It Is By The Playing Of Shenmue That Thoughts Acquire Speed, The Thumbs Acquire Stains, Stains Become A Warning

brad dourif shenmue



Dear SEGA,

It's by will alone
I set my mind in motion.
EACH DAY ON THIS BLOG.

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Saturday, March 17, 2012

Sitting On Shenmues? SEGA's Sippin' On Some Sizzurp...

shenmue ryo hazuki hd


Dear SEGA,

I don't believe it!
Would you seriously sit
on HD Shenmues?

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

 里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Friday, March 16, 2012

Stirring The Pot



Dear SEGA,

Keep talking about
Dreamcast collections, guys.
Stir that fucking pot!

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

 里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Monday, March 12, 2012

Yapitty Yap Yap



Dear SEGA,

Know what I'm gonna
make when Shenmue 3 comes out?
SHENMUE 4 BLOG. YAP.

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

 里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Sunday, March 11, 2012

Arbritary Title With The Word Jackass In It



Dear SEGA,

When are you gonna
stop acting like jackasses
and make Shenmue 3?

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

 里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Saturday, March 10, 2012

BD



Dear SEGA,

Binary Domain.
I haven't picked it up yet,
but I will shortly.

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

 里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Friday, March 9, 2012

I'd Buy It Thrice



Dear SEGA,

My Xbox red ringed.                     : (
I wish I could play this on
my PS3, too...

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

 里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Wednesday, March 7, 2012

Tuesday, March 6, 2012

The Loud, The Obnoxious, The Forgotten



Dear SEGA,

You've forgotten us.
How could you ever forget
'bout such loyal fans?

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

 里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Monday, March 5, 2012

BULLSHIT!



Dear SEGA,

Ya know what's bullshit?
Leaving the shenmue series
on a cliffhanger.

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

 里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Sunday, March 4, 2012

Minimal Effort



Dear SEGA,

You'll make Shenmue 3!
And that's all there's left to say
about the subject.

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

 里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Saturday, March 3, 2012

RT

Dear SEGA,

At least once a month
#GiveYutheShenmuelicense
will reign on Twitter.

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Friday, March 2, 2012

Words



Dear SEGA,

Should I keep blogging?
Do you hear me? Do you care?
It doesn't matter.


Time could be my friend,
blogging's less than nowhere now.
Less than nowhere now.


What are words for, when
you won't listen anymore?
No point in blogging.

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

 里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Thursday, March 1, 2012

Starring Clint Howard As Zeed



Dear SEGA,

Something different.
I wanna see Ron make a
Shinobi movie.

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

 里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ