Thursday, December 31, 2009

There's A Tear In My Beer


Dear SEGA,

I'm drinking tonight,
because, there's no Shenmue 3,
not for New Year's Eve.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Monday, December 28, 2009

Truly


Dear SEGA,

Our need for it is
the only serious thing
on this goofy blog.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Sunday, December 27, 2009

Shenmue 3 Fundraising


Dear SEGA,

Goldberg and Chyna
should donate all the money
in their birthday cards.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Saturday, December 26, 2009

Friday, December 25, 2009

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Hark! The Herald SEGA Sings!


Dear SEGA,

You having a good
Shenmue 3 Announcement Eve?
Eggnog's on me guys!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

The Heart Beats Bar?


Dear SEGA,

It's Maritime Day.
Do you know where I can find
some fuckin' sailors?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Monday, December 21, 2009

Landed Hard Like A Rock To The Dome


Dear SEGA,

It's your fault, SEGA.
We didn't land on Shenmue,
it landed on us!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Sunday, December 20, 2009

Saturday, December 19, 2009

Third Time's The Charm


Dear SEGA,

Make more Shenmue or
they'll cast a spell on you with
the power of "3"

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Friday, December 18, 2009

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Like Orville And Wilbur


Dear SEGA,

Let these words take flight,
"SHENMUE 3 FOR 360."
May they soar up high.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Friday, December 11, 2009

Quality Control. Go Flight!


Dear SEGA,

Fly me to the moon.
Leave me there with just one thing...
Shenmue 3, baby!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Monday, December 7, 2009

Sunday, December 6, 2009

Random Acts Of Kindness


Dear SEGA,

Would you fill them with
Shenmue 3, if we left our
shoes out overnight?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Saturday, December 5, 2009

Friday, December 4, 2009

Thursday, December 3, 2009

And No SEGA Activator Support, Either


Dear SEGA,

Their fingers still work.
Make it for the crippled folk,
just don't add Natal.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

One Man's Shit Is Another Man's Treasure, Another Man's Treasure Is One Man's Ass


Dear SEGA,

Accounting for taste.
Every country has their thing.
Japan has train sims.

Europe has Soccer,
and American guys have
first person shooters.

It's just a shame that
any region's favorite
couldn't be Shenmue.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Tuesday, December 1, 2009