Thursday, September 30, 2010

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Cocksuckers!


Dear SEGA,

If I fuckin' bleat
when I speak, it's because I
just got fuckin' fleeced!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Monday, September 27, 2010

Sunday, September 26, 2010

Saturday, September 25, 2010

Balls?


Dear SEGA,

Don't play it too safe.
Sometimes you should forget your
head and grab your balls.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Monday, September 20, 2010

You've Paid Your Dues


Dear SEGA,

Play it safe? Mistakes
are part of the dues one pays
for a full life, man.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Sunday, September 19, 2010

Have Yu Suzuki On The Show


Dear Jimmy Fallon,

You fancy yourself
a gamer, right? How 'bout some
Shenmue on late night?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Saturday, September 18, 2010

Friday, September 17, 2010

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Eyeballs


Dear SEGA,

Who needs visuals?
With what you've been making...we
don't need eyes to see.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Monday, September 13, 2010

Rikes!


Dear SEGA,

Rikes! Ruh roh, REGA!
Renrue randrich, ree hee hee!
Rooby rooby rooooooooooo!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Sunday, September 12, 2010

Saturday, September 11, 2010

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Wild On! Guilin


Dear SEGA,

Hey, how about a
Wild On! that cave in Guilin?
GET WILD ON THAT SHIT.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

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Dear SEGA,

You say you shouldn't
make new games like Shenmue 3,
I say you better.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Sunday, September 5, 2010

Friday, September 3, 2010

Thursday, September 2, 2010

Wednesday, September 1, 2010