Friday, April 30, 2010

Still Going Strong


Dear SEGA,

Please make Shenmue 3!
The tree of antiquity
still has some life left.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Thursday, April 29, 2010

Don't Cheat Us Out Of Shenmue 3


Dear SEGA,

Don't cheat anyone
out of their experience.
Whatever it is.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

I'm Just Trying To Save Our Lives


Dear SEGA,

Dude, Jacob's right here,
and he wants you to finish
the Shenmue series.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Monday, April 26, 2010

Buggin' Out


Dear SEGA,

When are you gonna
get around to making it?
I'm buggin out, man!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Sunday, April 25, 2010

Your Name Is SEGA


Dear SEGA,

Fix your past mistakes.
Number one on your list is
to finish Shenmue.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Saturday, April 24, 2010

Friday, April 23, 2010

The Seventy Million Dollar Game


Dear SEGA,

When they rebuilt him,
they made him faster, stronger,
and more... Shenmuey.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Tons Of Crunch In Every Munch


Dear SEGA,

Release Shenmue 3
or, Charles Grodin himself
will bite off your nose.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Monday, April 19, 2010

BEEP BEEP, SEGA!


Dear SEGA,

They ALL float down here.
And when you're down here with us,
you'll float too! A-HA!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Saturday, April 17, 2010

Friday, April 16, 2010

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

That's How It Is On This Bitch Of An Earth


Dear SEGA,

Ever tried and failed.
No matter. Try again, but
this time fail better.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Monday, April 12, 2010

Sunday, April 11, 2010

Crippity Crappity Creepies


Dear SEGA,

I'd do anything
except blow your brown bunny,
for some Shenmue 3.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Saturday, April 10, 2010

Friday, April 9, 2010

Thursday, April 8, 2010

The Biz Never Sleeps


Dear SEGA,

Oh, SEGA! You got
what I need, but you say you
have no plans for it.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Make Jackie Chan A Happy Boy


Dear SEGA,

Jackie Chan won't stop
making the frown face until
you make Shenmue 3.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Monday, April 5, 2010

Sunday, April 4, 2010

Abracadabra!


Dear SEGA,

OK, pick a card.
Was it the 3 of Shenmue?
ABRACADABRA!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Saturday, April 3, 2010

Friday, April 2, 2010

Thursday, April 1, 2010

April Fools Day


Dear SEGA,

Have you heard the news?
You just announced Shenmue 3
via it's Twitter.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.