Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Monday, September 28, 2009

Get Him Out Already


Dear SEGA,

Ryo Hazuki
is trapped in a cave, because
you won't make Shenmue 3.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Sunday, September 27, 2009

Saturday, September 26, 2009

Friday, September 25, 2009

You Sons O' Bizzles


Dear SEGA,

Just make Shenmue 3,
you goddamn sons o' bitches.
Blergle flergle blerg!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Forever And A Day


Dear SEGA,

How many days must
I continue to do this,
until you give in?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Monday, September 21, 2009

Sunday, September 20, 2009

Saturday, September 19, 2009

Friday, September 18, 2009

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Once Upon A time


Dear SEGA,

If that's all there is,
then thanks for the memories.
You were once so great.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Make Haste


Dear SEGA,

You should finish it,
because you don't know when you're
running out of time.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Monday, September 14, 2009

Saturday, September 12, 2009

Throw The Man A Bone


Dear SEGA,

A living legend.
Yu Suzuki "MADE" SEGA.
Treat him with respect.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Friday, September 11, 2009

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Super Ninja Day


Dear SEGA,

We will send ninjas
to your headquarters if you
don't make Shenmue 3.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Shenmue Lives


Dear SEGA,

Please, don't tell me that
you indiscriminately
killed the series off.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Monday, September 7, 2009

Shenmue Forever


Dear SEGA,

It must continue.
The greatness of Shenmue is
undeniable.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Sunday, September 6, 2009

SEGA fans ahoy!


Dear SEGA,

By refusing to
create Shenmue 3, you risk
losing your fanbase.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Saturday, September 5, 2009

Good ol' Tom


Dear SEGA,
Learning moves from Tom.
Step forward then step again!
That's how you do it.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Friday, September 4, 2009

Wonder Twin Powers Activate


Dear SEGA,
Come on Tom, pound it.
Put 'er there pallywacker,
pound that freakin fist.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Check Your Swatch


Dear SEGA,

Hey, what time is it?
Time for Shenmue fuckin 3!
That's what time it is.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Sprawling Sprawls


Dear SEGA,
Shenmue had tons of
sprawling environments with
things sprawled all over.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Free Roaming the Streets Forever


Dear SEGA,

Finish Shenmue so
he can stop roaming the streets
in search of Lan-Di.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.