Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Scroggin


Dear SEGA,

Your trail mix is off.
Too many fuckin' nuts and
not enough Shenmue!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Monday, August 29, 2011

One Fails Forward Toward Success


Dear SEGA,

Failing is one of
the greatest arts in the world.
It's not a disgrace.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Sunday, August 28, 2011

Gotta Catch 'Em All!


Dear SEGA,

What will SEGA do?
Aren't you fuckers sick of
dicking around yet?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Friday, August 26, 2011

iwantshenmue3-Dog


Dear SEGA,

i-Dog? HA! How 'bout
an iwantshenmue3-Dog?
Now that's more like it!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Thursday, August 25, 2011

Knights In SEGA's Service


Dear SEGA,

SEGA of today
is like KISS without makeup.
Put that shit back on!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

No Place To Hide


Dear SEGA,

Building the future
and keeping the past alive
are one in the same.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Monday, August 22, 2011

Sunday, August 21, 2011

Magnum Opus


Dear SEGA,

Yu should finish it.
Shenmue is a masterpiece
that needs completion.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Saturday, August 20, 2011

Friday, August 19, 2011

Beardless


Dear SEGA,

One player G-Axe
is like a beardless Riker.
Something's just not right.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Thursday, August 18, 2011

Business In The Front, Party In The Back


Dear SEGA,

I'd wear a mullet
into my next existence
for some Shenmue 3!!!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Joie De Joy


Dear SEGA,

I've got a feeling
we'll see Joy in Shenmue 3.
Just call it a hunch.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Sunday, August 14, 2011

Genesis Does

Dear SEGA,




Your CM's were nuts!
Commercials like these just don't
get made anymore.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Saturday, August 13, 2011

Same Mama


Dear SEGA,

Ryo and Lan Di
are half-brothers, aren't they?
It's just a wild guess.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 セガサミーホールディングス株式会社 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Monster Of Darkness



Lan Di get's power
from lurking in his shadow.
Will he face the sun?


Lan Di Must Face The Music


Dear SEGA,

Longsun Zhao must pay
for what he did to Iwao.
Justice must be served.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Friday, August 12, 2011

Shenmue 3 Is Nowhere, Man


Dear SEGA,

I'm the nowhere man.
Sitting in my nowhere land
with my nowhere game.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Thursday, August 11, 2011

Got A Selection Of Good Things, Stranger


Dear SEGA,

What are you selling?
I'll buy it at a high price!
Come back any time.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Shenmue S'mores!


Dear SEGA,

Get some graham crackers.
Grab some choco, add Shenmue!
Gimme some more, guys!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Monday, August 8, 2011

Good Ol' Crazy Ken


Dear SEGA,

Ken Kutaragi.
A goddamn crying shame he
never worked for you.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Sunday, August 7, 2011

How Many Days?


Dear SEGA,

Just how many days
will I have to keep this up?
I could use a break.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Saturday, August 6, 2011

Don't Forget # Before Shenmue, Very Important!


Dear Shenmue Fans,

Log into Twitter
and tweet a few with #Shenmue.
Let's get it to trend!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Friday, August 5, 2011

Please, Talk About It


Dear Yu Suzuki,

It's been a while since
you've talked about Shenmue Gai.
Is it going West?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Thursday, August 4, 2011

Some Folks Call It A Sloppy Blunder


Dear SEGA,

G-Axe Beast Rider?
Reckon it makes me nervous
when I play it. Mmm.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

A New Challenger Has Arrived!






Dear SEGA,

Sonic the Hedgehog
was awesome in SSB.
Now, how 'bout Ryo?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Yarmalicious


Dear SEGA,

Ice cream sandwiches.
They're a delectable treat
loved by everyone.

A slab of ice cream
"sandwiched" between two wafers.
Truly a godsend.

So whattaya say?
Make Shenmue 3 and you'll get
all that you can eat.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ