Scroggin

Dear SEGA,

Your trail mix is off.

Too many fuckin' nuts and

not enough Shenmue!

Sincerely Yours,

Shenmue Fan.

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Shenmue 3 Is Harder To Get Than Orphan Tears

Umm. I've heard a lot

about an adventurer

named Yeltdel these days.

One Fails Forward Toward Success

Dear SEGA,

Failing is one of

the greatest arts in the world.

It's not a disgrace.

Sincerely Yours,

Shenmue Fan.

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Gotta Catch 'Em All!

Dear SEGA,

What will SEGA do?

Aren't you fuckers sick of

dicking around yet?

Sincerely Yours,

Shenmue Fan.

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Saijo The Bartender

Bartender Saijo!

The moustache gives him power

to mix tasty drinks.

iwantshenmue3-Dog

Dear SEGA,

i-Dog? HA! How 'bout

an iwantshenmue3-Dog?

Now that's more like it!

Sincerely Yours,

Shenmue Fan.

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Knights In SEGA's Service

Dear SEGA,

SEGA of today

is like KISS without makeup.

Put that shit back on!

Sincerely Yours,

Shenmue Fan.

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No Place To Hide

Dear SEGA,

Building the future
and keeping the past alive
are one in the same.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Next Stop, Canada

Goodbye Nozomi!

Have fun in Canada, eh!

Don't forget your skates!

Nozomi's Tears

Ryo, you dumbass!

You really should have given

Nozomi some love.

Minus Nozomi

She's gone forever.

I don't think we're gonna see

Nozomi ever again.

Miss Shoko Usui

She's studious and

has no interest in gangs.

Shit, I don't blame her.

Magnum Opus

Dear SEGA,

Yu should finish it.

Shenmue is a masterpiece

that needs completion.

Sincerely Yours,

Shenmue Fan.

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BFG Battle!

A big fucking gun

versus the best fucking game.

BFG BATTLE!

Beardless

Dear SEGA,

One player G-Axe

is like a beardless Riker.

Something's just not right.

Sincerely Yours,

Shenmue Fan.

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Business In The Front, Party In The Back

Dear SEGA,

I'd wear a mullet

into my next existence

for some Shenmue 3!!!

Sincerely Yours,

Shenmue Fan.

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Classic, Classic, Classic, Goddamnit

He knows his classics.
The might of Shenmue alone

janked his camera.

Joie De Joy

Dear SEGA,

I've got a feeling

we'll see Joy in Shenmue 3.

Just call it a hunch.

Sincerely Yours,

Shenmue Fan.

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Ninkyo Lives On

Akira Nagai.

He's the Yakuza boss of

Nagai Industries.

Genesis Does

Dear SEGA,

Your CM's were nuts!

Commercials like these just don't

get made anymore.

Sincerely Yours,

Shenmue Fan.

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Same Mama

Dear SEGA,

Ryo and Lan Di

are half-brothers, aren't they?

It's just a wild guess.

Sincerely Yours,

Shenmue Fan.

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Monster Of Darkness

Lan Di get's power

from lurking in his shadow.

Will he face the sun?

Lan Di Must Face The Music

Dear SEGA,

Longsun Zhao must pay

for what he did to Iwao.

Justice must be served.

Sincerely Yours,

Shenmue Fan.

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Shenmue 3 Is Nowhere, Man

Dear SEGA,

I'm the nowhere man.

Sitting in my nowhere land

with my nowhere game.

Sincerely Yours,

Shenmue Fan.

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Got A Selection Of Good Things, Stranger

Dear SEGA,

What are you selling?

I'll buy it at a high price!

Come back any time.

Sincerely Yours,

Shenmue Fan.

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Shenmue S'mores!

Dear SEGA,

Get some graham crackers.

Grab some choco, add Shenmue!

Gimme some more, guys!

Sincerely Yours,

Shenmue Fan.

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Your Mission: Save The Captured Shenmue Sequel From The Great Devil's Evil Empire!

You are the only

one who can save Shenmue 3.

Defeat King Egger!

Good Ol' Crazy Ken

Dear SEGA,

Ken Kutaragi.

A goddamn crying shame he

never worked for you.

Sincerely Yours,

Shenmue Fan.

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How Many Days?

Dear SEGA,

Just how many days

will I have to keep this up?

I could use a break.

Sincerely Yours,

Shenmue Fan.

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Don't Forget # Before Shenmue, Very Important!

Dear Shenmue Fans,

Log into Twitter

and tweet a few with #Shenmue.

Let's get it to trend!

Sincerely Yours,

Shenmue Fan.

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Please, Talk About It

Dear Yu Suzuki,

It's been a while since

you've talked about Shenmue Gai.

Is it going West?

Sincerely Yours,

Shenmue Fan.

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Some Folks Call It A Sloppy Blunder

Dear SEGA,

G-Axe Beast Rider?

Reckon it makes me nervous

when I play it. Mmm.

Sincerely Yours,

Shenmue Fan.

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A New Challenger Has Arrived!

Dear SEGA,

Sonic the Hedgehog

was awesome in SSB.

Now, how 'bout Ryo?

Sincerely Yours,

Shenmue Fan.

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Yarmalicious

Dear SEGA,

Ice cream sandwiches.

They're a delectable treat

loved by everyone.

A slab of ice cream

"sandwiched" between two wafers.

Truly a godsend.

So whattaya say?

Make Shenmue 3 and you'll get

all that you can eat.

Sincerely Yours,

Shenmue Fan.

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The Queen Of Dobuita

When she was younger,

Haru became known as the

"Dobuita Queen."