Sunday, February 28, 2010

I Would Outrun Mario Andretti


Dear SEGA,

Release Shenmue 3,
and I will race to the store
at the speed of light.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Saturday, February 27, 2010

Friday, February 26, 2010

Sheesh, What A Grouch


Dear SEGA,

Keep making us wait,
one of these days, Sega, POW!
Right in the kisser!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Stand And Deliver


Dear SEGA,

Shenmue frakkin 3!
So say we all, godsdamnit!
Stand to your duties.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Sunday, February 21, 2010

Don't Speak, SEGA


Dear SEGA,

By Grabthar's hammer,
by the sons of warvan, you
will make Shenmue 3!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Friday, February 19, 2010

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Take Geordi Laforge's Word For It


Dear SEGA,

You should make a new
Shenmue, but you don't have to
take my word for it.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Monday, February 15, 2010

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Friday, February 12, 2010

Thursday, February 11, 2010

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

With Almonds


Dear SEGA,

You'll get a toothache
from all the Hershey bars I'm
gonna bribe you with.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Monday, February 8, 2010

Sunday, February 7, 2010

Superbowl Party


Dear SEGA,

I'll get the hot wings,
if you bring some Shenmue 3.
BYOB, though.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Saturday, February 6, 2010

Friday, February 5, 2010

He's Going Bangkok Loco


Dear SEGA,

Don't disappoint him.
He'll kick your face right off, if
there's no Shenmue 3.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Not Such A Long, Long Time Ago


Dear SEGA,

Don't think I cried, but,
something touched me deep inside,
the day Dreamcast died.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Monday, February 1, 2010

It Can't Rain All The Time


Dear SEGA,

Shenmue is the name
of God, on the lips and hearts
of all the fanboys.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.