Sunday, February 28, 2010

I Would Outrun Mario Andretti


Dear SEGA,

Release Shenmue 3,
and I will race to the store
at the speed of light.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Saturday, February 27, 2010

Free Your Mind And Your Ass Will Follow


Dear SEGA,

Now is the right time
for you to make Shenmue 3.
It's a no-brainer.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Friday, February 26, 2010

Sheesh, What A Grouch


Dear SEGA,

Keep making us wait,
one of these days, Sega, POW!
Right in the kisser!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Thursday, February 25, 2010

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Stand And Deliver


Dear SEGA,

Shenmue frakkin 3!
So say we all, godsdamnit!
Stand to your duties.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Monday, February 22, 2010

Sunday, February 21, 2010

Don't Speak, SEGA


Dear SEGA,

By Grabthar's hammer,
by the sons of warvan, you
will make Shenmue 3!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Saturday, February 20, 2010

Friday, February 19, 2010

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Wheel Of Misfortune


Dear SEGA,

Can I get a S?
O.K, now, can I please get
an E and a 3?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Take Geordi Laforge's Word For It


Dear SEGA,

You should make a new
Shenmue, but you don't have to
take my word for it.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Monday, February 15, 2010

Sunday, February 14, 2010

A Steel Heart For You Heartless Bastiches


Dear SEGA,

Where's your heart, SEGA?
Missing like Jimmy Hoffa?
You can have mine then!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Saturday, February 13, 2010

Friday, February 12, 2010

Man Is Not The Only Animal Who Labors, But...


Dear SEGA,

...He's the only one
who improves his workmanship.
Now, get back on track!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Thursday, February 11, 2010

Shenmue Fans Cry The Loudest


Dear SEGA,

Shit happens. Take a
positive attitude and
fix your past mistakes.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

To Live Is To Die


Dear SEGA,

You don't burn out from
going too fast. You burn out
from going too slow.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

With Almonds


Dear SEGA,

You'll get a toothache
from all the Hershey bars I'm
gonna bribe you with.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Monday, February 8, 2010

Sunday, February 7, 2010

Superbowl Party


Dear SEGA,

I'll get the hot wings,
if you bring some Shenmue 3.
BYOB, though.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Saturday, February 6, 2010

And What Is To Be Must Be


Dear SEGA,

I played the Shenmues
1 & 2, but, I didn't
get to play part 3.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Friday, February 5, 2010

He's Going Bangkok Loco


Dear SEGA,

Don't disappoint him.
He'll kick your face right off, if
there's no Shenmue 3.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Not Such A Long, Long Time Ago


Dear SEGA,

Don't think I cried, but,
something touched me deep inside,
the day Dreamcast died.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Monday, February 1, 2010

It Can't Rain All The Time


Dear SEGA,

Shenmue is the name
of God, on the lips and hearts
of all the fanboys.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.