Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Bo Knows


Dear SEGA,

Bo knows that you will
finish the Shenmue series.
Eventually....

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

The Net Torture?


Dear SEGA,

Hanzo the razor
will give you the net torture
if you don't make it.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Sunday, November 27, 2011

Friday, November 25, 2011

The Gooch


Dear SEGA,

You should get him to
produce new IP for you.
It might be a boon.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Thursday, November 24, 2011

The Giving Of The Thanks


Dear SEGA,

Thanksgiving again.
And what am I thankful for?
...That you're still around.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Welcome To The Real World


Dear SEGA,

Saturn slogans ... BAH!
"The Game is Never Over?"
You're so full of shit.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Monday, November 21, 2011

Without


Dear SEGA,

It must continue!
Every day sans Shenmue 3
is just another.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Sunday, November 20, 2011

Split Screen


Dear SEGA,

Two-player mode sucked.
But it was certainly a
valiant effort.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Saturday, November 19, 2011

Waggle Optional


Dear SEGA,

If you Wiimake them,
please, make waggle optional.
That shit's annoying.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Friday, November 18, 2011

Prophetic Planchette


Dear SEGA,

THE BOARD HAS SPOKEN!
I asked about Shenmue 3,
and here's the answer.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Thursday, November 17, 2011

Daisy Fuentes Volleyball?


Dear SEGA,

How 'bout another
Daisy Fuentes Pilates?
Hmm ... nahh, Fuck that noise.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Exclusivity


Dear SEGA,

Re-release the games!
You can at least put them on
Microsoft's console.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Monday, November 14, 2011

32X'ed Out


Dear SEGA,

This was certainly
your most expensive mistake.
What were you thinking?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Sunday, November 13, 2011

Unamenable


Dear SEGA,

Remember the time
that you ignored Shenmue fans?
Unamenable.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Saturday, November 12, 2011

Thursday, November 10, 2011

Morricone


Dear SEGA,

The man's first game score
should be a SEGA made game.
It just has to be.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

We're Made Of Stare-Stuff


Dear SEGA,

How much will "3" cost?
Hmmm ... At least 1 and a half
Sagan's worth of yen.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Monday, November 7, 2011

Christmas Wish


Dear Santa Maeno,

I'd really like to
see you walk the streets again.
Just not in part 3.

You shall peddle wares
in a Shenmue re-release.
That's my Christmas wish.

Can you make it so?
I CALL UPON YOUR MIGHTY
FICTIONAL POWERS.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Sunday, November 6, 2011

Still Chasing The Dragon


Dear SEGA,

Today I think I'll
go pick up the new Sonic.
It looks pretty good!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue (and old Sonic) Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Saturday, November 5, 2011

You Will Run


Dear SEGA,

You say your love for
the series would never die.
But your love is cold.

When it gets too much,
and you need Shenmue 3's touch.
You will run to Yu.

When the feeling's right
you're going to run all night.
You will run to Yu.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Friday, November 4, 2011

Survival Mode


Dear SEGA,

The tribe has spoken.
It's time for you to make it.
SHENMUE MUST SURVIVE!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Thursday, November 3, 2011

Pie In Ear



How did Gabe Newell
get one before Suzuki?
That's just insulting.

What has the Gaben
got in the Smithsonian?
Nothing. Nada. Zilch.

Although, I must say
Half Life 2 belongs in there.
Alongside VF.

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Dark Horse


Dear SEGA,

Be more like James Polk.
Set an agenda and then
achieve all of it.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ