Friday, April 29, 2011

Yada Yada Yada


Dear SEGA,

Aint my kind of thing.
Not that there's anything wrong
with that type of game.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Thursday, April 28, 2011

Abre Los Ojos


Dear SEGA,

Open your eyes, guys!
You're ruining your classics
with inept updates.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

The Story Goes On.... 2


Dear SEGA,

Tell a Story Day?
I'm hereby changing it to
Finish Stories Day....

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 セガサミーホールディングス株式会社 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Designing The Future


Dear SEGA,

You already know
that you don't need new IP.
Just make some sequels.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Monday, April 25, 2011

East Meets West


Dear SEGA,

It's East Meets West day.
How long do we have to wait
to meet Shenmue Town?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Sunday, April 24, 2011

Easter Eggs Ahoy!


Dear SEGA,

Duck racing might be
the silliest Easter Egg
I've seen in a game.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Saturday, April 23, 2011

Con Huevos!!! Tienen Cagones!!!


Dear SEGA,

It's take a chance day.
So whattaya say, SEGA?
Give that shit a whirl!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Friday, April 22, 2011

The Stare To End All Stares



Dear SEGA,

I've finally found
a stare that topples my own.
...but not by that much.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Left Out In The Cold


Dear SEGA,

Shenmue Town this year?
Don't leave us out in the cold!
Westernize that shit!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Things Could Be Better, Lloyd. Things Could Be A Whole Lot Better


Dear SEGA,

All licensed crapware
and not playing Shenmue 3,
makes Jack a dull boy.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Thursday, April 21, 2011

When In Rome


Dear SEGA,

Sure, great things take time.
Rome wasn't built in a day.
But, you gotta start.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Who Wants To Play With Willy?


Dear SEGA,

Not the real Wonka?
Yeah, well, that isn't a real
Golden-Axe either.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 セガサミーホールディングス株式会社 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Oldest Living Man


Dear SEGA,

You wanna know the
secret to longevity?
Ask this gentleman.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Monday, April 18, 2011

Patent Pending


Dear SEGA,

It's about time we
saw some Shenmue 3 patents.
Start inventing, guys!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Saturday, April 16, 2011

Stress Awareness


Dear SEGA,

I'm not going to
stress about Shenmue today.
I'm kicking back. YAP.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Friday, April 15, 2011

What's Up?


Dear SEGA,

You make me wanna
scream at the top of my lungs
"Hey, what's going on?"

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Nutty


Dear SEGA,

People across the
nation think you're nuts for not
making Shenmue 3.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

The Inner Command Says Move Again


Dear SEGA

Even if the hopes
you started with are dashed, hope
has to be maintained.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Another One Coming From The Home Office In Tokyo, Japan


Dear SEGA,

And the number one
reason SEGA made it big?
Yu Suzuki ... Duh!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Monday, April 11, 2011

That's How Daft I am


Dear SEGA,

I would rather play
Shenmue 3, then play doctor
with Tricia Helfer.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Sunday, April 10, 2011

Boom!


Dear SEGA,

Find the next Madden
and pimp his name out with a
new game every year.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Saturday, April 9, 2011

Heartbreaker


Dear SEGA,

I like SEGA games
like I like my pornstar pics.
Old School, and classy.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Friday, April 8, 2011

Three Times


Dear SEGA,

I wish you would take
the title of this to heart.
3 times, already!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Thursday, April 7, 2011

I Know What Gold Does To Men's Souls



Dear SEGA,

Make Shenmue 3 and
I'll do the prospector dance
till the end of time!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Goin' Through Some Mighty Rough Country Tomorrow, You'd Better Have Some Beans ... And A Dreamcast 2


Dear SEGA,

Well, hey, you fellas,
how 'bout some beans? No? Well then....
How 'bout Shenmue 3?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Hi Diddle Riddle


Dear SEGA,

Riddle me this and
riddle me that, what game rocks,
yet the sales fell flat?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Monday, April 4, 2011

Even Bad Years Are Pretty Good Years, I Think


Dear SEGA,

So the lesson is
that you can still make mistakes
and be forgiven.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Sunday, April 3, 2011

You Coulda Been Somebody, Instead Of A Bum, Which Is What You Are, Let's Face It


Dear Secret Level,

You don't understand.
You coulda had class, coulda
been a contender!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Saturday, April 2, 2011

Half-Assed Photoshop


Dear SEGA,

3's a great number!
It's oftentimes very good
to videogames.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Friday, April 1, 2011

Kikuchiyo


Dear SEGA,

Announce Shenmue 3
and I'll jump for joy, but not
on a day like this.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ