Monday, January 31, 2011

Ahead In The Count


Dear SEGA,

You've had plenty of
no-hitters, but can you still
pitch a perfect game?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Sunday, January 30, 2011

The Only Limit To Our Realization Of Tomorrow Will Be Our Doubts Of Today


Dear SEGA,

There are many ways
to go forward, but only
one of standing still.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Saturday, January 29, 2011

The Sequel Was Pretty Good, Too - Three Men And A Little Late's Better Than Never


Dear SEGA,

Remember this flick?
Three Men and a Shenmue 3.
An eighties classic!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Friday, January 28, 2011

The Angry Trout


Dear SEGA,

I finally know
what that trout's angry about...
It's a Shenmue fan!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Thursday, January 27, 2011

The Dog Catcher


Dear SEGA,

G-Axe: Beast Rider!
Goddamn game gave everyone
the WHAT THE FUCK face!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Ellen



Gay? Doesn't matter.
A Shadow the Hedgehog fan?
She should be ashamed!


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Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Suspense Is Worse Than Disappointment


Dear SEGA,

The whole, wide world is
all before us - but a world
without Shenmue 3.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Monday, January 24, 2011

Today



SEGA's got a dream
they've come to share... it's coming
to America!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Sunday, January 23, 2011

Come Out To Play


Waaaarrrrrriiiorsss come out
to PLAY-EE-AY some Shenmue!
Then we'll play Seaman!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Saturday, January 22, 2011

Oh Yes It Will


Dear SEGA,

It's been a long, a
long time coming, but I know
a change gonna come.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Friday, January 21, 2011

The Golden Bear


Dear SEGA,

Forget hole-in-ones...
We need a Shenmue-in-3!
FORE, MOTHERFUCKERS!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Neither Is Sulu


Dear SEGA,

Hey, I'm a doctor,
not a cell phone game playing
casual gamer!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Uninspired Bullshit


Dear SEGA,

What to blog about
on January nineteenth?
Shenmue 3 Haiku!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Go The Distance


Dear SEGA,

Please make Shenmue 3!
If you build it, they will come.
Like in that movie.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Monday, January 17, 2011

It's Party Time!


Dear SEGA,

I think I'll throw a
Shenmue P, A, R, T, WHY?
Because I Gotta!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Saturday, January 15, 2011

Unreasonable Haste Is The Direct Road To Error


Dear SEGA,

Waiting's no big deal.
The trees that are slow to grow
bear the greatest fruit.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Friday, January 14, 2011

Ladies Love Cool Z...Umm...I mean Cool J


Dear SEGA,

Ladies love Cool J.
I'd like to say it's the pecs,
but probably not...

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Trolling


Dear SEGA,

Sometimes we have to
demean ourselves for money?
I got it now, thanks.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Hajime Satomi Is A Dick 5


Dear SEGA,

If you make movies
based on memoirs, be sure to
hide your private parts.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

7 Miliion Sawbucks


Dear SEGA,

I hope it doesn't
take seven million sawbucks
to make Shenmue 3.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Monday, January 10, 2011

Don't You Mess Around - NO NO NO!


Dear SEGA,

You're a heartbreaker,
Shenmue game maker, don't you
mess around with 3!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Sunday, January 9, 2011

The Pits


Dear SEGA,

You like apricots?
They're great, but don't eat the pits.
Poisonous shit, man!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Saturday, January 8, 2011

Merci Beaucoup!




Thanks alot, Tony,
for letting me use your fake
Shenmue 3 covers.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Friday, January 7, 2011

Thursday, January 6, 2011

DMC-12


Dear SEGA,

The coolest feature
of this car wasn't the doors.
It was the rims, man!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Put Your Hand On That Wall, Trooper


Dear SEGA,

A SEGA fan can't
press a button... if you have
disabled his hand.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Make It, Make It, Don't Fake It


Dear SEGA,

The only ones who
could enjoy this pile of shit
are trash humping freaks.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Monday, January 3, 2011

What Shenmue Fans Want


Dear SEGA,

What do women want?
Diamond housed Shenmues, DUH!
Well, part of that's right....

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Sunday, January 2, 2011

I Am 1800% Sure Of Your Success


Dear SEGA,

Finish the series!
Trust your force and head for the
GARDEN OF MADNESS!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Not Dead


Dear SEGA,

That's right, punk's not dead!
Wanna know what else isn't?
The Shenmue Saga!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Goichi


Dear SEGA,

You should let Suda
make the next 3D Sonic.
Why the fuckle not?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Saturday, January 1, 2011

This Time You'll Stick With It


Dear SEGA,

Need an idea for
a New Year's resolution?
Finish Shenmue, please!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ