Thursday, July 29, 2010

Hajime Satomi Is A Vampire 3


Dear SEGA,

Don't play it too safe.
You may wake up one day and
find yourself extinct.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Monday, July 26, 2010

Marmite


Dear SEGA,

Sales aren't always
barometers for success.
Just ask Tim Schafer.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Sunday, July 25, 2010

Friday, July 23, 2010

Ahead Of It's Time


Dear SEGA,

Bring it out for the
new and sure to be improved
Sega Channel 2.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Nanu Nanu!


Dear SEGA,

You're only given
a little spark of madness.
You mustn't lose it.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Miss Yu Tonight


Dear SEGA,

She sang the song wrong.
She's got Shenmue staring eyes,
not Bette Davis.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Monday, July 19, 2010

Narf


Dear SEGA,

Don't need Shenmue 3,
I want 3D Sonic games.
Yes I'm retarded.

Sincerely Yours,
Shadow The Hedgehog Fan.

Friday, July 16, 2010

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Monday, July 12, 2010

Saturday, July 10, 2010

Friday, July 9, 2010

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Friday, July 2, 2010

Excellence Of Execution


Dear SEGA,

It's the best there is,
the best there was, and the best
there ever will be!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Thursday, July 1, 2010