Thursday, July 29, 2010

Hajime Satomi Is A Vampire 3


Dear SEGA,

Don't play it too safe.
You may wake up one day and
find yourself extinct.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Monday, July 26, 2010

Marmite


Dear SEGA,

Sales aren't always
barometers for success.
Just ask Tim Schafer.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Sunday, July 25, 2010

His Ass Was Grass And I Was The Lawnmower




She's on a rampage!
Stop or my mom will Shenmue!
Shenmue your brains out!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Friday, July 23, 2010

Ahead Of It's Time


Dear SEGA,

Bring it out for the
new and sure to be improved
Sega Channel 2.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Thursday, July 22, 2010

What Is Shenmue?


Dear SEGA,

I'll take unfinished
videogame epics for
three-hundred, Alex.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Nanu Nanu!


Dear SEGA,

You're only given
a little spark of madness.
You mustn't lose it.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Miss Yu Tonight


Dear SEGA,

She sang the song wrong.
She's got Shenmue staring eyes,
not Bette Davis.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Monday, July 19, 2010

Narf


Dear SEGA,

Don't need Shenmue 3,
I want 3D Sonic games.
Yes I'm retarded.

Sincerely Yours,
Shadow The Hedgehog Fan.

Sunday, July 18, 2010

Friday, July 16, 2010

Really? No.



Tell him don't lose it,
it's a three-hundred dollar
collectors item.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Thursday, July 15, 2010

2 Isn't Enough


Dear SEGA,

8 is enough for
a family, but 3 is
a must for Shenmue.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

It' s Pourquoi Je Le Fais Toute l'heure


Cher ami,

Un jeu dans la main
est le type le plus facile de
photoshop à faire.

Amicalement,
Shenmue Fan.

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Hajime Satomi Is A Snake 3



Hey, those aren't ropes!
Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?
I hate snakes! Hate 'em!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Monday, July 12, 2010

Saturday, July 10, 2010

If You Got Something On Your Mind, Let It Out!


Dear SEGA,

I'm letting it out,
that something that's on my mind.
We need Shenmue 3!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Friday, July 9, 2010

SEGA Is As SEGA Does


Dear SEGA,

SEGA's like a box
of chocolates, you don't know
what you're gonna get.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

You Don't Just Turn It Off


Dear SEGA,

Shenmue's not over!
Nothing is over, NOTHING!
I'm your worst nightmare!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Monday, July 5, 2010

Friday, July 2, 2010

Excellence Of Execution


Dear SEGA,

It's the best there is,
the best there was, and the best
there ever will be!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Thursday, July 1, 2010

This Is Glue. Strong Stuff.


Dear SEGA,

It's like this, you see...
We're on a mission from God.
The Shenmue campaign.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.