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Dear SEGA,

Write Shenmue 3 in

iambic pentameter

and be a hot shot.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

~ While You're At It, How About A New Ecco The Dolphin With 16 Player, Vehicular, Squad-Based Deathmatch ~

Dear SEGA,

Stop making bullshit.

Seriously, you need to

stop it already.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Whit's Fur Ye'll No Go By Ye!

Dear SEGA,

Mudpile Peppercorn

the one man orchestra great

needs Shenmue 3, too.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Step Forward To Shenmue, Step Again To Part 3

Dear SEGA,

Tom needs to come back

to teach Ryo some new moves,

like the Whirlwind Kick.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

THANK YOU, SEGA!

Dear SEGA,

Happy Turkey Day!

You don't know the holiday?

Right, you're Japanese.

Thanksgiving is the

day we say thanks for giving,

to you for instance.

THANK YOU, SEGA, for

making Shenmue and other

classic games for us!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

I Wanna See A Shenmue 3 Tat

Dear SEGA,

Get Peter Moore back.

That guy would fix you back up,

and help out the cause.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Bring His Ass Back

Dear SEGA,

Fuku-san was awesome!

Bring his ass back in part 3

for comic relief.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Maybe In The Next One?

Dear SEGA,

It really should have

had some Shenmue characters

inserted somewhere.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Future Announcement Perhaps?

Dear SEGA,

Shenmue has Twitter.

If you're not making new games,

what's the fuckin point?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Hook Fuku-San Up With Her?

Dear SEGA,

Even though she moved,

Nozomi longs for Ryo.

Next game Canada?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

You Won't Invest In Shenmue 3 Yet You Threw Money At This Garbage

Dear SEGA,

The end is nizz-ear
when you keep making shit like
the last Golden Axe

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

He's Your Miyamoto

Dear SEGA,

Without him you're screwed!
Never forget the one who
made you what you are.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Make Them For 360, Not Wii - Soccer Moms Can't Lose Any Weight From Them

Dear SEGA,

Make more games like these
House of the Dead: Overkill,
and Madworld, SEGA

You'll drum up support
from casual and hardcore
gamers all over

It's your willingness
to try new and different things
that will bring you back

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Capsule Toys Ahoy!

Dear SEGA,

We will just have to
bury you in capsule toys
till you acquiesce

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

No Time Like The Present

Dear SEGA,

Give us what we want.
The current time would be best
for a new release .

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Let's Have A Shenmue Staring Contest

Dear SEGA,

Those creepy still eyes!
You remember the blank stares
everyone had.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

You Can Do It!

Dear SEGA,

Quality games were
the secret to your success.
Get back in the groove.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

An Ending Please!

Dear SEGA,

Please make Shenmue 3!
Just give in to our request,
we need an ending!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Where'd The SEGA Seal Of Approval Go?

Dear SEGA,

You used to have marks
of quality and service.
Those days are long gone.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Yours Would Be Better

Dear SEGA,



Fret not you bastards!
Don't you worry, we'll be fine
making it ourselves.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

License To Duck Race

Dear SEGA,

We give you license

to make Shenmue 3 and it's

non-transferable

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

I Can't Think Of Anything To Put For The Title

Dear SEGA,

We need it, SEGA!
We won't shut up about it,
not till it's finished.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

DOIT

Dear SEGA,

Just make Shenmue 3!
I would appreciate it
a whole freakin bunch.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Worldwide Release

Dear SEGA,

Your prestige is gone!
Make Shenmue 3 and you'll be
prestigious again.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Get Da Funk Back

Dear SEGA,

One more time, SEGA.
Celebrate and dance so free,
making Shenmue 3.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

You Used To Be Awesome

Hey
SEGA,
What the fuck?
What's with you guys?
Where did you go wrong?
You used to be awesome,
but now you suck donkey balls.
How'd that happen to SEGA, huh?
Must have been the merger with Sammy.
You made some mistakes before that,
but you still made awesome games.
Sammy should go away.
Seriously, now.
Go fuck yourselves!
Ya hear me?
Sammy?
PRICKS

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Don't Leave Us Hanging

Dear SEGA,

We want you, SEGA,

to finish what you started!

Release Shenmue 3.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

That Stupid Ass Shenmue MMO

Dear SEGA,

It's like DBZ.

Akira Toriyama

could do art for it.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Even Trade

Dear SEGA,

I will give you WOW

even though I don't play it.

Aint I generous?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Should've Merged With Namco

Dear SEGA,

SEGA and Sammy,

your shit's really fucked up, man.

You just don't mix well.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.