She Barely Had a Chance To Shine

Dear SEGA,

You just introduced

her into the series, guys.

Don't just let it die!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Virtual Sunsets

Dear SEGA,

GTA series

has nothing over Shenmue's

free roaming gameplay.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Art Imitating Life

Dear SEGA,

Kowloon walled city

was awesome to explore in

a videogame.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

QTE FTW!

Dear SEGA,

God of War sucks nuts,

and Dragon's Lair doesn't count.

Shenmue did it best.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Man Mo Bistro Revisited

Dear SEGA,

Make more Shenmue games!

I need to get freakin hit

by more frying pans.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Keep the Ball Rolling

Dear SEGA,

Keep the ball rolling,

the epic must continue.

It must be finished.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

The Whole Thing

Dear SEGA,

We need the whole thing.
We want Shenmue 3 through 12,

and we want it now.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Grow Some Powerballs, SEGA

Dear SEGA,

If you don't make it,
I will win the Powerball

and make it myself.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Closure

Dear SEGA,

A conclusion to

the best game ever would be

appreciated.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Vagrant Story IRL 3

Dear SEGA,

Hobos love Shenmue,
because vagrants need it too.

That's just what I hear.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Shenmue 2010

Dear SEGA,



If you won't make it,
the fans will become the new
fiduciary.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Your Well is Dry

Dear SEGA,

Did you halt Shenmue

because you have run out of

creativity?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Somebody Set You Up The Bomb

Dear SEGA,

SEGA, if you made
Shenmue 3 for great justice,

you'd make a comeback.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Vagrant Story IRL 2

Dear SEGA,

A winner is me.

I haz the winning can, man,

so, make Shenmue 3.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Vagrant Story IRL

Dear SEGA,

I'm itinerant.
I will work for Shenmue 3,
food and booze as well.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Shenmue 3 Blues

Dear SEGA,

You're making me sick.
I got the Shenmue 3 blues.

Stop breaking my heart.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Have Another Go

Dear SEGA,

Don't say it's over,

have another go at it!

Finish the series!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Friday...Yay

Dear SEGA,

It's Friday, SEGA.

You know what that means, don't you?

Another Haiku.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Be Awesome Again

Dear SEGA,

I really wish you'd
make Shenmue 3 already.
That would be awesome.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

All I've Got For You Today

Dear SEGA,

Suck my balls.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Boring Holes In Your Ass

Dear SEGA,

Looking your way, Sega,
Shenmue staring at you to
burn holes in your face.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Old Made New Again

Dear SEGA,

Here's an old idea
for your consideration...
MAKE THE SHENMUE 3.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Don't Be These Guys

Dear SEGA,

Self-preservation,
instead of making great games,
only lasts so long.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

You Can Haz All My Appreciation

Dear SEGA,

Appreciation.
It's what you'll receive from me
when you make this game.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

I Would Also Appreciate Panzer Dragoon Saga 2

Dear SEGA,

I don't want shitty
sequels to 16-bit greats.
I want Shenmue 3.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Dooooooughnuuuuuuuts

Dear SEGA,

I need Shenmue 3
like a fat guy needs doughnuts!
Seriously, yeah.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Consulting Ancient Scrolls For Your Moveset

Dear SEGA,

Learning moves from scrolls
in Shenmue was just too cool.
Some more would be nice.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

No Justice, No Shenmue 3

Dear SEGA,

Have a care, SEGA,
and do your series justice
by making part 3.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Fuku San FTW!

Dear SEGA,

I would like to throw
Fuku san around one more time.
Fuku san FTW!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Yap

Dear SEGA,

I want Shenmue 3. You make Shenmue 3.
Yap.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Menace 2 Satiety

Dear SEGA,

Just like a crack-head,
you can haz these cheeseburgers
if make Shenmue 3.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.