Do It

Dear SEGA,

You will make Shenmue 3 because we deserve it.
The End.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Every Freaking Day

Dear SEGA,

I will update this

blog for as long as it takes

until you accede.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Will Anyone Who's Helped Ruin SEGA Please Raise Your Hand

Dear SEGA,

It's been a long time

since we've been able to say
you're new and improved.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Wakey Wakey, Eggs N' Bacey

Dear SEGA,

Hey, SEGA, SEGA!

Wake the fuck up already

and finish Shenmue!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

The Legend Must Continue

Dear SEGA,

Sega, please don't stop,

the legend must continue!
Shenmue must go on.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

SEGA, Come On

Dear SEGA,

Come on SEGA, finish what ya started
That aint no way to treat the broken hearted
If you wanna make shitty cash-in games
SEGA, I could let it slide
You want gamers, you want a customer
SEGA, I can be both of them
You got the tools to satisfy
Don't walk away, don't shy away from it all

Come on SEGA, finish what you started
Shenmue's incomplete
That aint no way to treat the broken hearted
We need some sympathy
I like to play each game, one by one
Right on time, I hope you will arrive
By keepin' Shenmue alive

Its alive and its kicking
Inside all the fans
So come on SEGA, please
Come on SEGA, finish what you started
Shenmue's incomplete
That aint no way to treat the broken hearted
Come on and finish part 3

Come on SEGA, finish what you started
That aint no way to treat the broken hearted
Come on SEGA, finish what you started
That aint no way to treat the broken hearted
SEGA, come on
SEGA, come on

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Like a Cold Soda

Dear SEGA,

Deep satisfaction
is what you'll receive when you
create Shenmue 3.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Finish The Story!

Dear SEGA,

When the chips are down,
don't just give up on Shenmue.
Finish the story.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Pennies For Shenmue

Dear SEGA,

Will bribery work?
If so, I offer you this...
nine-hundred pennies.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

I Will Buy You Some

Dear SEGA,

Sun chips are tasty.
If you release Shenmue 3
I will buy you some.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Favors From SEGA

Dear SEGA,

As a general
favor for everyone, please
create shenmue 3.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Shenmue Adventures

Dear SEGA,

As a personal
favor to me, please make more
Shenmue adventures.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Where's the Shenmue?

Dear SEGA,

Shenmue 3. It's what's for dinner. Yap.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Straight to the Point

Dear SEGA,

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Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Make it so

Dear SEGA,

All that I'm saying
is you should definitely
make Shenmue 3 real.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

SEGA Hurts

Dear SEGA,

SEGA hurts, SEGA scars, SEGA wounds and mars

Any player not tough or strong enough

To take a lot of pain, take a lot of pain

SEGA is like a cloud, it holds a lot of rain

SEGA hurts, Ooo-oo SEGA hurts

I'm young, I know, But even so

I know a thing or two - I learned from Shenmue

I really learned a lot, like fork-lift driving

SEGA is like Firaga, It burns you when you're surviving

SEGA hurts, Ooo-oo SEGA hurts

Some fools think of Sonic Unleashed, Golden Axe: Beast Rider and The Conduit with largess

Some fools fool themselves into thinking these are good games, I guess

They're not foolin' me

I know it isn't true I know it isn't true

Shenmue 3 is just a lie made to make you blue

SEGA hurts, Ooo-oo SEGA hurts

I know it isn't true I know it isn't true

Shenmue 3 is just a lie made to make you blue

SEGA hurts, Ooo-oo SEGA hurts

Ooo-oo, SEGA hurts Ooo-oo

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

I'm Begging

Dear SEGA,

Instead of making
Shitty 3D Sonic games,
finish Shenmue, please.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Today's the Day

Dear SEGA,

It's Tuesday again, and what does that day normally bring? New games? New DVD's? Tacos?

Norp.

Today is the day you confirm Shenmue 3.
Yarp. I've made up your mind for you. You're doing it, so shut up.

Matter of fact, you're announcing it right now. I hope ya like developing for the Xbox 1440. I hear it's one complicated piece of hardware to program for, but not quite as difficult as the Saturn, so you're in luck.

Yeah, you're welcome.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Oh, My, God. Becky, Look At Its Gameplay

Dear SEGA,

I'd like more Shenmue and I cannot lie
All you other gamers can't deny
That when Shenmue comes on with nothing to waste
And a back roundhouse to your frace
You get sprung, wanna pull out your controlling
'Cause you notice that game needs exploring
Deep in the game we are playing
I'm hooked and I can't stop Shenmue staring

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Don't Forget

Dear SEGA,

I have a request.
Don't forget about Shenmue.
Please, just make some more.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

We Need To Hear This Again

Dear SEGA,

Tom the vendor says
"Try asking chinese people
about the Chinese."

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Please Continue!

Dear SEGA,

The legacy of
Shenmue must continue, guys.
Seriously, now!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

IP's Going To Waste

Dear SEGA,

Make Shenmue 3, Rez 2, Skies of Arcadia 2, and Panzer Dragoon Saga 2.

You give me sequels, I give you lots of money.

That's all I gotta say about that.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Not So Good At the Fighting Though

Dear SEGA,

Ren of the Heavens.
Guy's good for comic relief
and causing trouble.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Dobuita or Bust

Dear SEGA,

In the next Shenmue,
you should revisit the street
of Dobuita.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Limericks of Fury

Dear SEGA,

There once was a man from Japan-Di
Who searched for a man named Lan-Di
He said with a stare
As he searched for his lair...

"Maybe I should buy another."

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Another Reminder

Dear SEGA,

Another reminder, http://www.petitiononline.com/shen1986/petition.html

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Make That Shit

Dear SEGA,

I just mean to say,
Shenmue 3 would be awesome,
Make that shit, SEGA .

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Super Shenmue 3

Dear SEGA,

Super Shenmue 3
on the Super Nintendo,
i'd even take that.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

My Friend...Tom

Dear SEGA,

In the third Shenmue,
Tom, the hot-dog vendor, needs
to be seen again.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Woe Betide Sega

Dear SEGA,

Woe betide SEGA!
Base knaves who forget fast friends,
Suzuki yet lives.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.