The Inner Command Says Move Again

Dear SEGA

Even if the hopes
you started with are dashed, hope
has to be maintained.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Another One Coming From The Home Office In Tokyo, Japan

Dear SEGA,

And the number one
reason SEGA made it big?
Yu Suzuki ... Duh!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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That's How Daft I am

Dear SEGA,

I would rather play
Shenmue 3, then play doctor
with Tricia Helfer.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Boom!

Dear SEGA,

Find the next Madden
and pimp his name out with a
new game every year.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Heartbreaker

Dear SEGA,

I like SEGA games
like I like my pornstar pics.
Old School, and classy.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Three Times

Dear SEGA,

I wish you would take
the title of this to heart.
3 times, already!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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I Know What Gold Does To Men's Souls

Dear SEGA,

Make Shenmue 3 and
I'll do the prospector dance
till the end of time!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Goin' Through Some Mighty Rough Country Tomorrow, You'd Better Have Some Beans ... And A Dreamcast 2

Dear SEGA,

Well, hey, you fellas,
how 'bout some beans? No? Well then....
How 'bout Shenmue 3?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Hi Diddle Riddle

Dear SEGA,

Riddle me this and
riddle me that, what game rocks,
yet the sales fell flat?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Even Bad Years Are Pretty Good Years, I Think

Dear SEGA,

So the lesson is
that you can still make mistakes
and be forgiven.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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You Coulda Been Somebody, Instead Of A Bum, Which Is What You Are, Let's Face It

Dear Secret Level,

You don't understand.
You coulda had class, coulda
been a contender!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Half-Assed Photoshop

Dear SEGA,

3's a great number!
It's oftentimes very good
to videogames.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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