Monday, January 10, 2011
Don't You Mess Around - NO NO NO!
Dear
SEGA
,
You're a heartbreaker,
Shenmue game maker, don't you
mess around with 3!
Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.
里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ
Sunday, January 9, 2011
The Pits
Dear
SEGA
,
You like apricots?
They're great, but don't eat the pits.
Poisonous shit, man!
Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.
里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ
Saturday, January 8, 2011
Merci Beaucoup!
Thanks alot, Tony,
for letting me use your fake
Shenmue 3 covers.
Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.
里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ
Friday, January 7, 2011
Face/Off
A staring contest!
Shenmue Stare versus Nic Cage
and his shocking stare!
Thursday, January 6, 2011
DMC-12
Dear
SEGA
,
The coolest feature
of this car wasn't the doors.
It was the rims, man!
Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.
里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ
Wednesday, January 5, 2011
Put Your Hand On That Wall, Trooper
Dear
SEGA
,
A SEGA fan can't
press a button... if you have
disabled his hand.
Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.
里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ
Tuesday, January 4, 2011
Make It, Make It, Don't Fake It
Dear
SEGA
,
The only ones who
could enjoy this pile of shit
are trash humping freaks.
Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.
里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ
Monday, January 3, 2011
What Shenmue Fans Want
Dear
SEGA
,
What do women want?
Diamond housed Shenmues, DUH!
Well, part of that's right....
Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.
里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ
Sunday, January 2, 2011
I Am 1800% Sure Of Your Success
Dear
SEGA
,
Finish the series!
Trust your force and head for the
GARDEN OF MADNESS!
Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.
里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ
Not Dead
Dear
SEGA
,
That's right, punk's not dead!
Wanna know what else isn't?
The Shenmue Saga!
Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.
里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ
Goichi
Dear
SEGA
,
You should let Suda
make the next 3D Sonic.
Why the fuckle not?
Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.
里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ
Saturday, January 1, 2011
This Time You'll Stick With It
Dear
SEGA
,
Need an idea for
a New Year's resolution?
Finish Shenmue, please!
Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.
里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ
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