A Shitty Limerick for Ye'

Dear SEGA,

You used to be called Service Games
And used to kick ass and take names
Then you merged with Sammy
And your games got shammy
Shortly after that you lost fames


Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Fuckinay Right

Dear SEGA,

I've been doing this
for a year now, and I'm good
for another ten!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Get To Work

Dear SEGA,

Ya know, it's stasis
that kills you off in the end,
not your ambition.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Happy Mother's Day!

Dear SEGA,

This year, get her a
box of Shenmue 3, instead
of milk chocolate.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Keiji Inafune's Favorite SEGA Game?

Dear SEGA,

He liked MM3
the least, maybe he will like
Shenmue 3 the most.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Your Sun Sets To Rise Again

Dear SEGA,

Bayonetta's Great!
Does a minute's success pay
the failure of years?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Ask Not What You Can Do For Your Country. Ask What's For Lunch

Dear SEGA,

Like Orson Welles,
you started from the top, and
worked your way downward.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Shenmue 3 > Fable 3?

Dear SEGA,

At least you don't have
Peter Molyneux's penchant
for hyperbole.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

None, That's What

Dear SEGA,

What other game has
anything close to Shenmue's
deep weather system?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

The Dog That Trots About Finds A Bone

Dear SEGA,

You will never find
a better sparring partner
than adversity.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

In Automotive Terms...

Dear SEGA,

...Your games may supply
the power, but you guys have
to do the steering.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

In Hawaii, May Day is Lei Day

Dear SEGA,

It's May Day again.
Bring in the summer with a
brand new Shenmue game!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.