Sunday, July 12, 2009

Don't Forget


Dear SEGA,

I have a request.
Don't forget about Shenmue.
Please, just make some more.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Saturday, July 11, 2009

We Need To Hear This Again


Dear SEGA,

Tom the vendor says
"Try asking chinese people
about the Chinese."

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Friday, July 10, 2009

Please Continue!


Dear SEGA,

The legacy of
Shenmue must continue, guys.
Seriously, now!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Thursday, July 9, 2009

IP's Going To Waste


Dear SEGA,

Make Shenmue 3, Rez 2, Skies of Arcadia 2, and Panzer Dragoon Saga 2.

You give me sequels, I give you lots of money.

That's all I gotta say about that.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Not So Good At the Fighting Though


Dear SEGA,

Ren of the Heavens.
Guy's good for comic relief
and causing trouble.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Dobuita or Bust


Dear SEGA,

In the next Shenmue,
you should revisit the street
of Dobuita.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Monday, July 6, 2009

Limericks of Fury


Dear SEGA,

There once was a man from Japan-Di
Who searched for a man named Lan-Di
He said with a stare
As he searched for his lair...

"Maybe I should buy another."

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Sunday, July 5, 2009

Another Reminder

Dear SEGA,

Another reminder, http://www.petitiononline.com/shen1986/petition.html

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Saturday, July 4, 2009

Make That Shit

Dear SEGA,

I just mean to say,
Shenmue 3 would be awesome,
Make that shit, SEGA .

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Friday, July 3, 2009

Super Shenmue 3


Dear SEGA,

Super Shenmue 3
on the Super Nintendo,
i'd even take that.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Thursday, July 2, 2009

My Friend...Tom


Dear SEGA,

In the third Shenmue,
Tom, the hot-dog vendor, needs
to be seen again.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Woe Betide Sega

Dear SEGA,

Woe betide SEGA!
Base knaves who forget fast friends,
Suzuki yet lives.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.