I Would Outrun Mario Andretti

Dear SEGA,

Release Shenmue 3,
and I will race to the store
at the speed of light.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Free Your Mind And Your Ass Will Follow

Dear SEGA,

Now is the right time
for you to make Shenmue 3.
It's a no-brainer.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Sheesh, What A Grouch

Dear SEGA,

Keep making us wait,
one of these days, Sega, POW!
Right in the kisser!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Hopefully Not Another 70 Million

Dear SEGA,

I got my mind set
on you, and it's gonna take
alot of money.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Stand And Deliver

Dear SEGA,

Shenmue frakkin 3!
So say we all, godsdamnit!
Stand to your duties.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

You're Full Of Surprises Lately

Dear SEGA,

I dig the forklift.
Shenmue's just what this game needs
for variety.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

If He Aint In My Wallet, Who Fucking Cares?

Dear SEGA,

See where George has been?
I really don't give a shit.
So, where's Shenmue 3?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Don't Speak, SEGA

Dear SEGA,

By Grabthar's hammer,
by the sons of warvan, you
will make Shenmue 3!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Wanting To Be Someone Else Is A Waste Of The Person You Are

Dear SEGA,

Would you rather be
hated for who you are, or,
loved for who you're not?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

The Night Is Right, SEGA...

Dear SEGA,

...It's right for Shenmue,
and part 3 is the only
thing I'm thinking of.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Wheel Of Misfortune

Dear SEGA,

Can I get a S?
O.K, now, can I please get
an E and a 3?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Repent And Hear The Good News

Dear SEGA,

Remember, SEGA,
that you are dust, and unto
dust you shall return.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Take Geordi Laforge's Word For It

Dear SEGA,

You should make a new
Shenmue, but you don't have to
take my word for it.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Shenmue Fans' Life Is Hell

Dear SEGA,

Throw us a bone, guys.
Waiting for Shenmue 3 is
H.E. Double L.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

A Steel Heart For You Heartless Bastiches

Dear SEGA,

Where's your heart, SEGA?
Missing like Jimmy Hoffa?
You can have mine then!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Shock The Monkey Balls

Dear SEGA,

Like a sledgehammer,
you could have a Shenmue train.
Just lay down the tracks.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Man Is Not The Only Animal Who Labors, But...

Dear SEGA,

...He's the only one
who improves his workmanship.
Now, get back on track!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Shenmue Fans Cry The Loudest

Dear SEGA,

Shit happens. Take a
positive attitude and
fix your past mistakes.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

To Live Is To Die

Dear SEGA,

You don't burn out from
going too fast. You burn out
from going too slow.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

With Almonds

Dear SEGA,

You'll get a toothache
from all the Hershey bars I'm
gonna bribe you with.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Forget Cinema, Playing Shenmue Felt Like Playing A Book

Dear SEGA,

You can't make part 3.
John Grisham beat you to it.
The Rez 2 is next.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Superbowl Party

Dear SEGA,

I'll get the hot wings,
if you bring some Shenmue 3.
BYOB, though.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

And What Is To Be Must Be

Dear SEGA,

I played the Shenmues
1 & 2, but, I didn't
get to play part 3.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

He's Going Bangkok Loco

Dear SEGA,

Don't disappoint him.
He'll kick your face right off, if
there's no Shenmue 3.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

One Good Thing About Not Being In The Console Business Anymore Is That You Won't Keep Making Peripherals

Dear SEGA,

Your lack of focus
surely contributed to
your current decline.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Not Such A Long, Long Time Ago

Dear SEGA,

Don't think I cried, but,
something touched me deep inside,
the day Dreamcast died.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Groundhog Day!

Dear SEGA,

You will live today
over and over again
until it's finished.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

It Can't Rain All The Time

Dear SEGA,

Shenmue is the name
of God, on the lips and hearts
of all the fanboys.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.