Do It Before The Great Silence Takes Us All

Dear SEGA,

You must make it for

Batmanaporn Chaimoontree.

He needs Shenmue 3.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Where Do Ya Wanna Go Ta?

Dear SEGA,

I will even give

you the biggest ball of twine

in Minnesota.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Get Him Out Already

Dear SEGA,

Ryo Hazuki

is trapped in a cave, because

you won't make Shenmue 3.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

This Picture Creeps Me Out Too

Dear SEGA,

Admit it, SEGA,
another Shenmue would be
invigorating.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Go Sequel Crazy, Just NOT Beast Rider Crazy

Dear SEGA,

Make games like Shenmue,
not Golden Axe: Beast Rider.
That's all I'm asking.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

You Sons O' Bizzles

Dear SEGA,

Just make Shenmue 3,
you goddamn sons o' bitches.
Blergle flergle blerg!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Seriously, Go Sequel Crazy

Dear SEGA,

We need Shenmue 3.
Skies Of Arcadia 2
would be a bonus.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Forever And A Day

Dear SEGA,

How many days must
I continue to do this,
until you give in?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

You Guys Should Go Sequel Crazy

Dear SEGA,

We need Shenmue 3.
Panzer Dragoon Saga 2
would be sweet as well.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Shenmue 3 - The Headache Medicine

Dear SEGA,

Excedrin won't work.
I have a headache THIS big,
only "3" will do .

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Conan The Contrarian

Dear SEGA,

If you don't make it,
Conan The Barbarian
will be mad as hell.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

If You Run Out Of Toilet Paper You Can Always Use Some Leaves

Dear SEGA,

If I keep this up,
you are gonna have haikus
comin out your ass.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

I Blame Hajime Satomi 3

Dear SEGA,

Do not deny us
another great Shenmue game,
just because of him.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Once Upon A time

Dear SEGA,

If that's all there is,
then thanks for the memories.
You were once so great.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Make Haste

Dear SEGA,

You should finish it,
because you don't know when you're
running out of time.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Get Your Shit Together

Dear SEGA,

Dead is what you are.
Get your shit together and
rise from the ashes.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

I Blame Hajime Satomi 2

Dear SEGA,

Don't tell me we're not
getting Shenmue 3 'cause of
this motherfucker!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Yet Another Reminder

Dear SEGA,

Just a reminder,
we can't just let you forget.
read the petitions

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Throw The Man A Bone

Dear SEGA,

A living legend.
Yu Suzuki "MADE" SEGA.
Treat him with respect.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

My God Did That Smell Good

Dear SEGA,

Porkchop sandwiches!
You can have all you want if
you make Shenmue 3.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

You Cannot Resist Us

Dear SEGA,

Assimilation.
The merger with Sammy was
not the best for you.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Super Ninja Day

Dear SEGA,

We will send ninjas
to your headquarters if you
don't make Shenmue 3.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Shenmue Lives

Dear SEGA,

Please, don't tell me that
you indiscriminately
killed the series off.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Shenmue Forever

Dear SEGA,

It must continue.
The greatness of Shenmue is
undeniable.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

SEGA fans ahoy!

Dear SEGA,

By refusing to
create Shenmue 3, you risk
losing your fanbase.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Good ol' Tom

Dear SEGA,

Learning moves from Tom.
Step forward then step again!

That's how you do it.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Wonder Twin Powers Activate

Dear SEGA,

Come on Tom, pound it.
Put 'er there pallywacker,

pound that freakin fist.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Check Your Swatch

Dear SEGA,

Hey, what time is it?

Time for Shenmue fuckin 3!

That's what time it is.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Sprawling Sprawls

Dear SEGA,

Shenmue had tons of
sprawling environments with

things sprawled all over.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Free Roaming the Streets Forever

Dear SEGA,

Finish Shenmue so

he can stop roaming the streets

in search of Lan-Di.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.