There's A Tear In My Beer

Dear SEGA,

I'm drinking tonight,

because, there's no Shenmue 3,

not for New Year's Eve.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Tetris And Vodca Do Not A Good Combo Make, Comrade! (Neither Do Layton And Jack Daniels)

Dear SEGA,

In mother Russia
you do not play Shenmue 3,
Shenmue 3 plays you.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

All The Halo Lovin Numbnuts Won't Care Either Way

Dear SEGA,

Subtitle part 3
instead of English V.O,
if it saves money.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Truly

Dear SEGA,

Our need for it is
the only serious thing
on this goofy blog.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Shenmue 3 Fundraising

Dear SEGA,

Goldberg and Chyna
should donate all the money
in their birthday cards.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

You Don't Stand A Chance, Kid

Dear SEGA,

You're a prizefighter.
Tonight's bout is you VS
Seal Of Approval.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Forget About The 2 Front Teeth

Dear SEGA,

I need nothing else.
All I want for Christmas is
Shenmue's conclusion.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Hark! The Herald SEGA Sings!

Dear SEGA,

You having a good
Shenmue 3 Announcement Eve?
Eggnog's on me guys!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

You Handed Me Down, And That's A Fact, You Gotta Get Ready For The Big Payback

Dear SEGA,

No more Shenmue games?
You guys don't know karate,
you know KA-RAZY!


Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

The Heart Beats Bar?

Dear SEGA,

It's Maritime Day.
Do you know where I can find
some fuckin' sailors?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Landed Hard Like A Rock To The Dome

Dear SEGA,

It's your fault, SEGA.
We didn't land on Shenmue,
it landed on us!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Worst Movie For Best Game

Dear SEGA,

For Shenmue part 3,
I'll trade you Leonard Part 6.
I have a copy.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Third Time's The Charm

Dear SEGA,

Make more Shenmue or
they'll cast a spell on you with
the power of "3"

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Whatever Happened To Tommy V?

Dear SEGA,

Tommy Vercetti
just bought your building and wants
Shenmue 3 missions.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Like Orville And Wilbur

Dear SEGA,

Let these words take flight,
"SHENMUE 3 FOR 360."
May they soar up high.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Not The Kind Of Tea Party You'd Find At The Man Mo Bistro

Dear SEGA,

If you don't make it,
we'll revolt by having the
Shenmue Tea Party.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Funtime With Democracy

Dear SEGA,

Make Shenmue 3, it's
the 28th amendment.
Yay, democracy!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

He Forgot To Mention The Fourth Antichrist ---> Hajime Satomi

Dear SEGA,

I see Shenmue 3
somewhere on the horizon.
It will come to pass.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Nobody Knows

Dear SEGA,

What do you do on
Ice Cream And Violins Day?
Shenmue 3 perhaps?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

I Can See EA Bringing Out A New Madden Every Month, Those Bastards!

Dear SEGA,

How 'bout a new game
every Bonza Bottler day?
That too much to ask?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Quality Control. Go Flight!

Dear SEGA,

Fly me to the moon.
Leave me there with just one thing...
Shenmue 3, baby!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

If Obama Can Get One...

Dear SEGA,

I'll nominate you
for 3 Nobel Peace Prizes.
One for each Shenmue.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Follow That Yellow Brick Road To Get Your Brain, Heart, and Courage Back

Dear SEGA,

Part 3, my pretties!
And a little Rez 2, too!
Don't be wicked, now!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

There Are Certain Romances That Belong In Certain Cities, In A Certain Atmosphere, In A Certain Time

Dear SEGA,

Ocean's Eleven?

Nah, right now, I could really

go for Shenmue's 3.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

GAAAAAME OVEEEERRRRR!

Dear SEGA,

Shenmue: The Movie.

Make a real one, but not like

either Street Fighter.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Random Acts Of Kindness

Dear SEGA,

Would you fill them with

Shenmue 3, if we left our

shoes out overnight?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

If Only It Were That Easy

Dear SEGA,

I'd do anything,

even climb MT. Everest

for more Shenmue games

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Takin 'Er Easy For All You Sinners

Dear SEGA,

Give him something good.

The Dude no longer abides

shitty licensed games.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

And No SEGA Activator Support, Either

Dear SEGA,

Their fingers still work.

Make it for the crippled folk,

just don't add Natal.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

One Man's Shit Is Another Man's Treasure, Another Man's Treasure Is One Man's Ass

Dear SEGA,

Accounting for taste.

Every country has their thing.

Japan has train sims.

Europe has Soccer,

and American guys have

first person shooters.

It's just a shame that

any region's favorite

couldn't be Shenmue.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Hajimedorf Satomimire

Dear SEGA,

With the Master Sword,

slay THIS guy to obtain the

Triforce of Shenmue.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Like This Guy

Dear SEGA,

Write Shenmue 3 in

iambic pentameter

and be a hot shot.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

~ While You're At It, How About A New Ecco The Dolphin With 16 Player, Vehicular, Squad-Based Deathmatch ~

Dear SEGA,

Stop making bullshit.

Seriously, you need to

stop it already.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Whit's Fur Ye'll No Go By Ye!

Dear SEGA,

Mudpile Peppercorn

the one man orchestra great

needs Shenmue 3, too.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Step Forward To Shenmue, Step Again To Part 3

Dear SEGA,

Tom needs to come back

to teach Ryo some new moves,

like the Whirlwind Kick.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

THANK YOU, SEGA!

Dear SEGA,

Happy Turkey Day!

You don't know the holiday?

Right, you're Japanese.

Thanksgiving is the

day we say thanks for giving,

to you for instance.

THANK YOU, SEGA, for

making Shenmue and other

classic games for us!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

I Wanna See A Shenmue 3 Tat

Dear SEGA,

Get Peter Moore back.

That guy would fix you back up,

and help out the cause.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Bring His Ass Back

Dear SEGA,

Fuku-san was awesome!

Bring his ass back in part 3

for comic relief.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Maybe In The Next One?

Dear SEGA,

It really should have

had some Shenmue characters

inserted somewhere.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Future Announcement Perhaps?

Dear SEGA,

Shenmue has Twitter.

If you're not making new games,

what's the fuckin point?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Hook Fuku-San Up With Her?

Dear SEGA,

Even though she moved,

Nozomi longs for Ryo.

Next game Canada?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

You Won't Invest In Shenmue 3 Yet You Threw Money At This Garbage

Dear SEGA,

The end is nizz-ear
when you keep making shit like
the last Golden Axe

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

He's Your Miyamoto

Dear SEGA,

Without him you're screwed!
Never forget the one who
made you what you are.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Make Them For 360, Not Wii - Soccer Moms Can't Lose Any Weight From Them

Dear SEGA,

Make more games like these
House of the Dead: Overkill,
and Madworld, SEGA

You'll drum up support
from casual and hardcore
gamers all over

It's your willingness
to try new and different things
that will bring you back

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Capsule Toys Ahoy!

Dear SEGA,

We will just have to
bury you in capsule toys
till you acquiesce

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

No Time Like The Present

Dear SEGA,

Give us what we want.
The current time would be best
for a new release .

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Let's Have A Shenmue Staring Contest

Dear SEGA,

Those creepy still eyes!
You remember the blank stares
everyone had.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

You Can Do It!

Dear SEGA,

Quality games were
the secret to your success.
Get back in the groove.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

An Ending Please!

Dear SEGA,

Please make Shenmue 3!
Just give in to our request,
we need an ending!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.