Damn, That Cake Looks Good

Dear SEGA,

'Tis my birthday, but
I will not take a day off.
SHENMUE FOREVER!!!

Cake made by Florentine Pastry Shop Friday Oct. 7, 2011 on Bleecker Street in Utica... to be exact. Randomly found on the internet, as I'm not cool enough for a cake like this, haha.

#GiveYuTheShenmueLicense

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

RIP Mike Hayes' Sega Presidency

Dear Mike Hayes,

Adios, old man!
I never pasted YOUR face
on anyone's crotch.!!

Shing!

Dear SEGA,

Listen to the man!
It's not every day you get
such solid advice.

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

#GiveYuTheShenmueLicense

Video by Esalaah

Sega Vision

Dear SEGA,

Sega sunglasses?
I don't know why these exist,
but thanks anyway.

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

Different Ryo

Dear SEGA,

Let me take a guess.
The J region Transformed will
have him in it, too...

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

Junior

Dear SEGA,

I need some good times!.
Make Shenmue 3 and we would
all be DYN-O-MITE!!

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

Military Surplus Store? What's That?!

Chomping on a twig.
Chewy, chewin', chewables.
Ayup, you know it.

Age Of Majority

Dear SEGA,

Sonic's all grown up!
It's about time you kicked him
out of the house, eh?

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

Shaolin Kickers

Dear SEGA,

Sports Interactive
should make Shaolin Soccer games.
It would be awesome!

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

Genesis VS. SNES

So it continues.
Will the battle finally
come to a finish?

Jet Set Release Date

Dear SEGA,

Finally summer.
Any word on a set date
for the re-release?

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

Stooge

Dear SEGA,

I'll squeeze the cider
out of your adam's apple!
Just make the damn game!!

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

Shenmue Splurging Spree

Dear SEGA,

Are you sure you don't
want to splurge on Shenmue 3?
'Cause you can, ya know...

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

Nagoshi San

What better way to celebrate the man's birthday, but to kick back with a couple beers and watch some of his interviews buggily transcribed by youtube's audio transcribe beta? None! That's what.

Click on CC, then click on transcribe audio, and then translate captions. It can be a royal pain in the ass to click on the right thing, but just mess around with it and you'll get it. Some of these already have English voice translations, so just turn the volume all the way down or something.

I love fucking my brain up with this kind of shit, and Nagoshi just makes it even better. Enjoy.







This last vid only translates about half the speech. Damned betas.

Well appointed old man. Hahaha!


Edit: Tokyo Jungle is currently the number one game in the world.

WWYAHDS?!

Dear SEGA,

When will you announce
High-definition Shenmue?
TOMORROW, FUCKERS.

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

Ryo York Hazuki

Still no Shenmue 3,
and yet we keep on smiling.
Because we gotta!

Guevara

This was probably
the most realistic game
out before Shenmue.

Takahiro Sakurai

This fella was the
Japanese voice of Lan Di.
He'll be back for more.

Sega HQ Gets Bombed

Stumbled across this.
An insulting, yet funny,
absurd fan response.

The Gloppening

Dear SEGA,

I, too, made this face
the day the Dreamcast perished.
I'm sure many did.

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

Happy Birthday To Yu

Happy birthday, Suzuki sama, and may you have a hundred more!

Sung by Kasey Yeargain.

Woulda, Coulda, Shoulda

Dear SEGA,

Would you make it, please?
The cliffhanger's burned into
all our memories.

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

Art by: Sega-Club-Tikal

Happiness Upgrade

Dear SEGA,

Make Shenmue 3 and
receive happiness upgrade.
HAPPINESS UPGRADE.

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

Art by: Chris

Special Favor

Dear SEGA,

Bless us yet again.
Shenmue was a blessing for
gamers everywhere.

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

Art by: Alex Owens

Hell Yeah! Wrath Of The Dead Rabbit

Dear SEGA,

This one looks like fun.
I can't believe it only
got a T rating.

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

E3 2012 In Full Effect

Dear SEGA,

Just when exactly
does your E3 event start?
Or don't you have one?

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan

Don't Get Dead

Dear SEGA,

Don't get dead, you guys!
Just co-opting a line from
Jolie's Cyborg 2.

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

Generic, But True

Dear SEGA,

If you won't make it
#GiveYuTheShenmueLicense!
Generic haiku!!

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

93%

Dear SEGA,

Only 2 songs short.
Quite nice! Though, you should have left
out Dragula, too.

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

Mojang Dude

Dear SEGA,

You should contact Notch
about collaborating.
Make a puzzle game!

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.