Never Say Never Say Never

Dear SEGA,

Be honest with us.
If you'll NEVER make part three,
SAY it already!

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

The Local Bus Driver

A man of few words.
He is also known for his
punctuality.

Makkusu Anaki

I hope it has a
decent single player mode.
I'm tired of deathmatch.

Top 40 Games That Need To Be Made Countdown

And coming in at
number 1 with a bullet...
SEGA's Shenmue 3!

The Time Is Right For You To Come And Make Your Stand

Dear SEGA,

I got just the vid
to encourage your comeback.
Let it steep a bit.

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

Progenitor

Dear SEGA,

The Shenmues should be
re-released on PSN.
Utilize those sticks!

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

Sailor Mook

Thinks he's hot shit,
but he's just another mook.
THAT'S Harry Thompson.

Now Is The Winter Of Our Discontent

Dear SEGA,

Give us an answer!
To 3, or not to 3, guys,
that is the question.

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

Wrapped In Plastic

Shenmue will live on!
It came wrapped in plastic, but
that don't mean it's dead!

The Salesman

Noriyuki san
works at Jupitor's Jackets.
Sales are a bit slow.

Not Really

Dear SEGA,

SHENMUE HAS NO END.
Screw it, I'm done. Someone stick
a cleaver in me.

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

End of Crispin Glover trilogy.

High Fives For Shenmue Three

Dear SEGA,

The world will rejoice
when you announce Shenmue 3!
High fives all around!!

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

Ha! That's Right, Boy!

Dear SEGA,

Come on now, FEED ME!
Feed me Shenmue 3, SEGA!
Feed me all night long!

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

The Girl With The Dragon Mirror Tattoo

Dear SEGA,

Look, it's the girl with
the dragon mirror tattoo.
She'll scream in your face!

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

The College Student

Remember this chick?
Manipulative bitch that
works at Tomato.

High Definition Collection

Dear SEGA,

HD Shenmue games.
Everyone but you wants them
for modern consoles.

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

No Limits

Dear SEGA,

Surpass all your goals.
Just reach as high as you can,
and grab some blue sky!

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

Community

Dear SEGA,

Community teams.
Disband our link to you, and
you risk losing fans.

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

Yet Another One Coming From The Home Office In Tokyo, Japan

Dear SEGA,

...And the number one
reason there's no Shen' HD?
YOU'RE FUCKING BUTTHOLES.

Shenmue tiger by Insert Coin Tees ©SEGA

BUTTHOLE logo ©SEGA

Naked chica ©The Internet

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

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Jacket! Jacket! Jacket!

Dear Insert Coin,

I can dig this shit! 
But perhaps you could make
hoodies AND jackets?

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

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Kurita San's Girl

Many folks think she
owns the Smiley Flower Shop.
She just works there, though.

All We Are Saying Is Give Shenmue A Chance

Dear SEGA,

Part 3's the answer.
Shenmue is the flower, you've
got to let it grow.

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

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Bye Bye, Blue Sky

Dear SEGA,

Is it possible
that you could lose your source code?
How's that shit happen?

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

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Shainingu Fōsu III

Dear SEGA,

The Shining Force 3's.
Localize the last two and
re-release them all.

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

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Nice Font

Dear SEGA,

Virtua Vineyard?
Ha, nice joke! When do you think
Zynga will steal it?

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

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All Or Nothin'

Dear SEGA,

Go for broke today!
You might as well since you don't 
have much else to lose.

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

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Flops

Unlike the Shenmues,
Battlefield Earth just plain sucked.
Shenmue will live on.

RT 2

Dear Shenmue Fans,

It's that day again.
#giveyutheshenmuelicense
Let's get it to trend!

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

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Kaku P-Model

Dear SEGA,

You guys should work with,
Susumu Hirasawa.
Have him score some games.
































Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

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Perpetual Poet

Dear SEGA,

Almost 3 years straight.
And ya know what? I can do
this shit forever...

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

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