Living Like This Is A Full-Time Business

Dear SEGA,

Choose life, choose a job,
choose to make one more Shenmue.
Maybe even two.

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

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Free Stuff Fredag

Dear SEGA,

It's free stuff Friday!
How about some more free hints
of Shenmue HD?

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

 里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Poet And Didn't Know It

Dear SEGA,

And, so, here I be.
Writing another haiku
about Shenmue 3.

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

 里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

The High School Dropout

She studies a lot, 

but takes breaks to walk around. 

Fresh air's good for you!

Custom Controls Aren't exactly A New Thing, Ya Know? EVERY GAME SHOULD HAVE THEM.

Dear SEGA,

So far, I like it,
but the controls suck pig nuts.
What's up with that shit?

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

 里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

The Shy Kid

Seiya Kumagai.
He often strolls around town
with his grandfather.

Just Another Uninspired Haiku

Dear SEGA,

You can have all the
pecan waffles you can eat.
First make Shenmue 3.

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

 里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Yoko Minato 2

Since Iwao's murder
she just won't talk about him.
Hmm... An ex lover?

Like A Dragon Of The End

Dear SEGA,

I went out and bought
Yakuza: Dead Souls today.
Just for the story.

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

 里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Ajiichi Chinese Restaurant

He owns and chefs at
a local Chinese diner.
Has an apprentice.

Yet he needs to see
to that employee's needs more.
Ya know, such as thirst?

Sure, he's a man, BUT
he looks like an old lady.
Shenmue chefs stand out!

The Sega Code

Dear SEGA,

Konami has one.
It's not too late for SEGA
to have a code, too.

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Hey, Kid! How About A Game?

Gilbert "Bourbon" Frakes.
He likes to play pool at the
MJQ Jazz Bar.

Attractive Fatality

Dear SEGA,

Hey, Don't fuck with us!
You know the Shenmue fanbase
are batshit crazy.

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

 里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

It Is By The Playing Of Shenmue That Thoughts Acquire Speed, The Thumbs Acquire Stains, Stains Become A Warning

Dear SEGA,

It's by will alone
I set my mind in motion.
EACH DAY ON THIS BLOG.

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Sitting On Shenmues? SEGA's Sippin' On Some Sizzurp...

Dear SEGA,

I don't believe it!
Would you seriously sit
on HD Shenmues?

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

 里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Stirring The Pot

Dear SEGA,

Keep talking about
Dreamcast collections, guys.
Stir that fucking pot!

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

 里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Sees A Little Of Himself In Ryo

His friends would say that
"Ryo is not as vulgar
as you used to be."

Red Nose Dick

Good ol' Dick Phillips.
An optional QTE
awaits this drunkard.

Now He's The Proprietor Of Bar Linda

He used to be a
Construction worker by day,
bartender by night.

Yapitty Yap Yap

Dear SEGA,

Know what I'm gonna
make when Shenmue 3 comes out?
SHENMUE 4 BLOG. YAP.

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

 里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Arbritary Title With The Word Jackass In It

Dear SEGA,

When are you gonna
stop acting like jackasses
and make Shenmue 3?

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

 里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

BD

Dear SEGA,

Binary Domain.
I haven't picked it up yet,
but I will shortly.

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

 里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

I'd Buy It Thrice

Dear SEGA,

My Xbox red ringed.                     : (
I wish I could play this on
my PS3, too...

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

 里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

The Coloradan

He was a Marine
before he was a sailor.
Pertinent info?

Seanbaby Clone

Works at a thrift store.
It's also rumored that he
deals in stolen goods.

The Loud, The Obnoxious, The Forgotten

Dear SEGA,

You've forgotten us.
How could you ever forget
'bout such loyal fans?

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

 里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

BULLSHIT!

Dear SEGA,

Ya know what's bullshit?
Leaving the shenmue series
on a cliffhanger.

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

 里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Minimal Effort

Dear SEGA,

You'll make Shenmue 3!
And that's all there's left to say
about the subject.

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

 里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

RT

Dear SEGA,

At least once a month
#GiveYutheShenmuelicense
will reign on Twitter.

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Words

Dear SEGA,

Should I keep blogging?
Do you hear me? Do you care?
It doesn't matter.


Time could be my friend,
blogging's less than nowhere now.
Less than nowhere now.


What are words for, when
you won't listen anymore?
No point in blogging.

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

 里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Starring Clint Howard As Zeed

Dear SEGA,

Something different.
I wanna see Ron make a
Shinobi movie.

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

 里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ