Bo Knows

Dear SEGA,

Bo knows that you will

finish the Shenmue series.

Eventually....

Sincerely Yours,

Shenmue Fan.

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The Net Torture?

Dear SEGA,

Hanzo the razor

will give you the net torture

if you don't make it.

Sincerely Yours,

Shenmue Fan.

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Google Should Make An App For This

Somebody needs to

translate this into English.

Why's he getting booed?

The Baker Of Komine

The man's a baker.

Not that you couldn't tell by

looking at the pic.

Toulouse Game Show 2011

This is pretty cool!

Even if he doesn't talk

about Shenmue 3.

The Gooch

Dear SEGA,

You should get him to

produce new IP for you.

It might be a boon.

Sincerely Yours,

Shenmue Fan.

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The Giving Of The Thanks

Dear SEGA,

Thanksgiving again.

And what am I thankful for?

...That you're still around.

Sincerely Yours,

Shenmue Fan.

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Thomas "The Blurz" Johnson

He don't look like much,

but Thomas moves like the flash.

ALL BLURRY AND SHIT.

Welcome To The Real World

Dear SEGA,

Saturn slogans ... BAH!

"The Game is Never Over?"

You're so full of shit.

Sincerely Yours,

Shenmue Fan.

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Without

Dear SEGA,

It must continue!

Every day sans Shenmue 3

is just another.

Sincerely Yours,

Shenmue Fan.

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Split Screen

Dear SEGA,

Two-player mode sucked.

But it was certainly a

valiant effort.

Sincerely Yours,

Shenmue Fan.

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Waggle Optional

Dear SEGA,

If you Wiimake them,

please, make waggle optional.

That shit's annoying.

Sincerely Yours,

Shenmue Fan.

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Prophetic Planchette

Dear SEGA,

THE BOARD HAS SPOKEN!

I asked about Shenmue 3,

and here's the answer.

Sincerely Yours,

Shenmue Fan.

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Daisy Fuentes Volleyball?

Dear SEGA,

How 'bout another

Daisy Fuentes Pilates?

Hmm ... nahh, Fuck that noise.

Sincerely Yours,

Shenmue Fan.

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Ultimate Tag Team

How cool would it be

if these two worked together?

Ultimate tag team!

Exclusivity

Dear SEGA,

Re-release the games!

You can at least put them on

Microsoft's console.

Sincerely Yours,

Shenmue Fan.

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32X'ed Out

Dear SEGA,

This was certainly

your most expensive mistake.

What were you thinking?

Sincerely Yours,

Shenmue Fan.

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Unamenable

Dear SEGA,

Remember the time

that you ignored Shenmue fans?

Unamenable.

Sincerely Yours,

Shenmue Fan.

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Nagashima Kun

He acts like a thug,

but he isn't strong at all.

Perhaps he will change.

Green Shirt, Brown Pants

(Click on picture to enlarge)

Morricone

Dear SEGA,

The man's first game score

should be a SEGA made game.

It just has to be.

Sincerely Yours,

Shenmue Fan.

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We're Made Of Stare-Stuff

Dear SEGA,

How much will "3" cost?

Hmmm ... At least 1 and a half

Sagan's worth of yen.

Sincerely Yours,

Shenmue Fan.

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The Other Goro

Owns and operates

Knocking Motorcycle Shop.

Retired, but still works.

Christmas Wish

Dear Santa Maeno,

I'd really like to

see you walk the streets again.

Just not in part 3.

You shall peddle wares

in a Shenmue re-release.

That's my Christmas wish.

Can you make it so?

I CALL UPON YOUR MIGHTY

FICTIONAL POWERS.

Sincerely Yours,

Shenmue Fan.

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Still Chasing The Dragon

Dear SEGA,

Today I think I'll

go pick up the new Sonic.

It looks pretty good!

Sincerely Yours,

Shenmue (and old Sonic) Fan.

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You Will Run

Dear SEGA,

You say your love for

the series would never die.

But your love is cold.

When it gets too much,

and you need Shenmue 3's touch.

You will run to Yu.

When the feeling's right

you're going to run all night.

You will run to Yu.

Sincerely Yours,

Shenmue Fan.

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Survival Mode

Dear SEGA,

The tribe has spoken.

It's time for you to make it.

SHENMUE MUST SURVIVE!

Sincerely Yours,

Shenmue Fan.

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Pie In Ear

How did Gabe Newell

get one before Suzuki?

That's just insulting.

What has the Gaben

got in the Smithsonian?

Nothing. Nada. Zilch.

Although, I must say

Half Life 2 belongs in there.

Alongside VF.

Dark Horse

Dear SEGA,

Be more like James Polk.

Set an agenda and then

achieve all of it.

Sincerely Yours,

Shenmue Fan.

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Bunkado Antiques

He polished and stored

a sword handguard for Iwao.

An antique expert.