Virtual D-Pads Can Suck My Donger

Dear SEGA,

Halloween sale? Cool!

But why does it have to be

iOS only?

Sincerely Yours,

Shenmue Fan.

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Hokuhoku Lunch Lady

The lunchbox widow.

She runs a shop to help her

get over THE GRIEF.

We're Gonna Get Rocked Tonight

Dear SEGA,

Come on feel the noise!

SEGA, rock all your fanboys

with a new Shenmue!

Sincerely Yours,

Shenmue Fan.

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The Bloody Heartland

Garcian Smith quote.

"Don't make me say it again.

I'm a Shenmue fan."

Succinct Enough

Dear SEGA,

I'm drawing a blank.

All I can say today is

MAKE SHENMUE 3!

Sincerely Yours,

Shenmue Fan.

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Wishful Thinking

Dear SEGA,

No plans at this time?

You need to answer like this

the next time we ask.

Sincerely Yours,

Shenmue Fan.

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69 More

Dear SEGA,

And if I had a
million dollars, I would need
sixty-nine more, eh?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Reservoir Dogshit

Dear SEGA,

You've made some bombs, but

at least you didn't make this.

Pure inanity.

Sincerely Yours,

Shenmue Fan.

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Magical Number

Dear SEGA,

Don't let Shenmue die!

Three is the magic number

for a lot of games.

Sincerely Yours,

Shenmue Fan.

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Master Baihu

He specializes

in the Tiger Swallow style.

Just like Zhao Sunming.

The Man With One Red Shenmue

Carrie Fisher in

The Man With One Red Shenmue.

A semi-classic.

Oldie, But A Goodie

The late, great console!

Happy Birthday, SMS!!

...Not the text service.

Timid In Public

The owner of the

Liu Barber and Hair Salon.

He's bossy at home.

Busted Fuku San's Piggy Bank For Nothing

The conniving bitch

that stole all of Ryo's cash.

May she rot in hell..

Knuckles And Sonic

Sonic and Knuckles.

That lock-on technology

was pretty damn cool.

Unremarkable 2

Dear SEGA,

Remember the time
you made Shadow the Hedgehog?

Unremarkable.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Unremarkable

Dear SEGA,

Remember the time

you made Golden Axe: Beast Turd?

Unremarkable.

Sincerely Yours,

Shenmue Fan.

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VCS

Dear SEGA,

I'd even play it

on the 2600.

With paddles, even!

Sincerely Yours,

Shenmue Fan.

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Everybody's Lookin' For Somethin', Somethin' To Fill In The Holes

Dear SEGA,

I love Shenmue 3.

How do I know when it's love?

When you finish it!

Sincerely Yours,

Shenmue Fan.

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New Theme Song

Dear SEGA,

Like George Lam, I'm a

man of determination.

You WILL make part 3!

Sincerely Yours,

Shenmue Fan.

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Unforgettable 10

Dear SEGA,

Remember the time

we ran a Lucky Hit stand?

Unforgettable.

Sincerely Yours,

Shenmue Fan.

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Master Chen

The helpful master.

He provides a boat ticket

along with info.

Xiuyu Xia

She owns and works at

the Russiya China Shop.

She'll translate for you.

Unforgettable 9

Dear SEGA,

Remember the time

we had to catch falling leaves?

Unforgettable.

Sincerely Yours,

Shenmue Fan.

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Smiles Of Distinction

Dear SEGA,

Make Ryo smile by

doing an act of kindness.

Finish his story!

Sincerely Yours,

Shenmue Fan.

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Gears Of Game

Dear SEGA,

Hell, you could even

make Shenmue 3 on Game Gear.

I'm desperate here!

Sincerely Yours,

Shenmue Fan.

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Not Be Mean Day

Dear SEGA,

Sick of being mean?

Hey, do something nice today!

Like make Shenmue 3.

Sincerely Yours,

Shenmue Fan.

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Izumi Takano

Dear SEGA,

Tomato Mart girl.

She will take you duck racing,

after you fight her.

Sincerely Yours,

Shenmue Fan.

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Unforgettable 8

Dear SEGA,

Remember the time

we first got a winning can?

Unforgettable.

Sincerely Yours,

Shenmue Fan.

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Kamereon Kiddo 2

Dear SEGA,

Still waiting for a

Kid Chameleon sequel....

Among other things.

Artwork By: Maher Al-Samkari

Sincerely Yours,

Shenmue Fan.

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Holding Company

Dear SEGA,

A question for ya.

Did the merger rescue you,

or swallow your soul?

Sincerely Yours,

Shenmue Fan.

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