This Cover Makes It Look Like A Zynga Game -_-

Dear SEGA,

Hey, it's not too late

to change the cover, ya know.

It is rather plain.

Sincerely Yours,

Shenmue Fan.

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Apeshit Over Antlions

Dear SEGA,

Gordon Freeman in

Renegade Ops for PC?

Quite unexpected!

Sincerely Yours,

Shenmue Fan.

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Nonsensical Query

Dear SEGA,

Would you mind if I

asked you a stupid question?

Where's Shenmue fourteen?

Sincerely Yours,

Shenmue Fan.

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Aliens Infestation

Dear SEGA,

This looks pretty good.

I'm really looking forward

to playing this game!

Sincerely Yours,

Shenmue Fan.

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Spiral Knights On XBLA/PSN Would Be Great

Dear SEGA,

The consoles could use

a few good F2P games.

How 'bout Spiral Knights?

Sincerely Yours,

Shenmue Fan.

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What Do You Get When You Mix A Tampon And A Cylon?

Whoops, almost forgot!

It would also work after

Shadow The Hedgehog.

Extreme Longevity

Dear SEGA,

Don't make me wait till

I'm as old as she'd gotten!

... I'd wait that long, though.

Sincerely Yours,

Shenmue Fan.

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Nintendren

Dear SEGA,

How would it have been

if you had merged with Ninty?

FUCKING AMAZING!

Sincerely Yours,

Shenmue Fan.

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Nana's Karaoke Bar

She opened a bar

after getting a divorce.

A wise investment.

A Week Late

Dear SEGA,

A-ha, I've got it!

Drop all your current games and

take on Shenmue 3!!!

Sincerely Yours,

Shenmue Fan.

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Dreamcast Collection

Dear SEGA,

You guys gonna make

some more Dreamcast collections?

You'd be dumb not to.

Sincerely Yours,

Shenmue Fan.

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Have A REAL Video Game Luminary On Your Show, For Once

Dear Jimmy Fallon,

I said it last year,

and I will say it again.

Have Yu on your show!

Sincerely Yours,

Shenmue Fan.

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Just Another Trade Show Sans Shenmue 3

Dear SEGA,

I'd say something like

"Shenmue at TGS," but ...

what's the point, really?

Sincerely Yours,

Shenmue Fan.

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Chi You Would Be A Good Fit As Well

Dear SEGA,

Charles Martinet

should voice someone in part 3.

Shenhua's dad, perhaps?

Sincerely Yours,

Shenmue Fan.

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If It's Good, I'll Buy It Twice

Dear SEGA,

I paid for the game,

but haven't played it just yet.

Maybe this weekend?

Sincerely Yours,

Shenmue Fan.

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What Do You Get When You Mix A Cylon And A Tampon?

The Neuralyzer!

Sure could've used that after

Golden Axe: Beast Turd.

Create-A-Ryo

Dear SEGA,

People are bringing

Shenmue into other games.

We can't help ourselves!

Sincerely Yours,

Shenmue Fan.

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Please Westernize It!

Dear Yu Suzuki,

Sincerely Yours,

Shenmue Fan.

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With Jason Statham As Dr. Zan

Dear SEGA,

Let the Crank auteurs

make a Streets Of Rage movie.

The first great game flick!

Sincerely Yours,

Shenmue Fan.

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Unforgettable 7

Dear SEGA,

Remember the time

Lan Di appeared in Shenmue 2?

Unforgettable.

Art by: Jack688/Dmitry

Sincerely Yours,

Shenmue Fan.

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Gunpei Yokoi - Sorely Missed

Dear SEGA,

Suzuki sama

isn't your Miyamoto.

He's more like Gunpei.

Sincerely Yours,

Shenmue Fan.

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Sedge Flower

Dear SEGA,

Will we ever know

what power lurks in Shenhua?

You could just tell us!

Sincerely Yours,

Shenmue Fan.

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Just Like Patsy Cline

Dear SEGA,

I fall to pieces

each time I see Yu again.

Mainly at trade shows.

Sincerely Yours,

Shenmue Fan.

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Dropcatching

Seganet.com!

It was great, but oh how the

mighty have fallen.

Orlok Bane

My reaction to

it was very similar.

Except, I'm still here.

A Date With Bella Nozomi. Good!

You wanna some of

the pizza? Cheesa melting!

The taste of love, ah!

Zombies. *Yawn*

Dear SEGA,

I'll likely play this.

There aint shit out for Kinect,

so I might as well.

Sincerely Yours,

Shenmue Fan.

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What's Wrong? Getting All Friendly All Of A Sudden

I'm a bit nervous.

Everybody else I've saved

just suddenly dies.

VSOJ Day

Dear SEGA,

You will surrender!
Today's the day you give in
to all our demands!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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RIP Acclaim

Dear SEGA,

You're the new Acclaim.
I hope you don't check out like
what happened to them.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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