You Know What I Want

Dear SEGA,

Today's my birthday.
Whattaya say you grant me
a birthday wish, eh?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Buseyism

Dear SEGA,

What's Shenmue stand for?
Sega hardly earned. No more,
unless exigent!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Cool Z Had It Right

Dear SEGA,

Cool Z had it right.
You can say anything with
a big ass boombox.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Miracle Workers

Dear Shenmue fans,

Alone, we can do
so little; together we
can push for part 3!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Yu Suzuki Is A Legend

Dear SEGA,

Forgetting something?
You left Yu Suzuki tapped
for the last 8 turns!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Preferably In Japanese

Dear SEGA,

Re-release Shenmue
on every console you can.
For the PC, too.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Frank's Autograph

This one goes out to
Frank and his undying love
of all things Bieber.

Chasing The Dragon

Dear SEGA,

Every Sonic game
released after this is like
chasing the dragon.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ セガサミーホールディングス株式会社 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Uwe Bollshit

Dear SEGA,

Whatever you do
Do NOT let this man make more
House of the Dead films.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Just Another Day

Dear SEGA,

I've said it before
and I'm saying it again,
Please, make Shenmue 3!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Say Yu, Say 3

Dear SEGA,

Oh, what a feeling,
when we're playing Shenmue 3
on the damned ceiling!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Osamu Dazai

Dear SEGA,

Deeds punishable
by prison sentences are
not the only crimes.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Her Real Name is Hayashida

A decent person,
but she lies to her parents
about her husband.

The Visible Ninja

Dear SEGA,

Redo the cover
of Shinobi 3DS.
Use Sho Kosugi.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

I Gotta Believe!

Dear SEGA,

U gotta do what?
Finish the Shenmue series!
I GOTTA BELIEVE!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

As Good As It Gets

Dear SEGA,

Release Shenmue 3,
and life would certainly be
as good as it gets.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

The Art of the Deal

Dear SEGA,

Donald Trump bounced back
from his financial trouble
and so will SEGA.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

This Cover Sucks Dilapidated Donkey Dick

Dear SEGA,

Whoah, you're making a
Shinobi for 3DS?
But I don't have one!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Yumi Morino

Yumi Morino
would be forty-one today,
but doesn't exist.

Treasure

Dear SEGA,

If Treasure wants to
make Guardian Heroes 2,
enable them to.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Subsequent RE-RELEASES Made Up For That, However. Hint, Hint, Nudge, Nudge

Dear SEGA,

This classic film failed
to recoup its budget, too.
Sound familiar, guys?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Quackshot

Dear SEGA,

We need Quackshot 2!
Not as much as Shenmue 3,
but it would be nice.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Premium Agency

Yu's an advisor
of Premium Agency?
Very intriguing.

The Software Developer Formerly Known As SEGA

Dear SEGA,

Do what Prince did, and
change your name to a symbol.
Something that fits you.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Jones Henders

Tried to hit Ryo
with a stool, but got his face
kicked a couple times.

Shenmue Town At E3, Make It So

Dear SEGA,

If not Shenmue 3,
then talk about Shenmue Town
at E3 this week.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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See Yu This Year?

Dear SEGA,

I'm not expecting
Shenmue 3 at E3, but
one can still hope, right?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Over And Over

Dear SEGA,

I liked it so much
that I'm playing it over,
and over again.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Extended Cut

Dear SEGA,

Extended cut? Cool.
Does that mean it'll have the
missing reel boss fight?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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You Oughtta Know ... By Now

Dear SEGA,

It's just me, and I'm
here to remind you of the
mess you left behind.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ