Hair

Which character had
the coolest hair in Shenmue?
Hmmm ... probably Tom.

Yada Yada Yada

Dear SEGA,

Aint my kind of thing.
Not that there's anything wrong
with that type of game.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Abre Los Ojos

Dear SEGA,

Open your eyes, guys!
You're ruining your classics
with inept updates.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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The Story Goes On.... 2

Dear SEGA,

Tell a Story Day?
I'm hereby changing it to
Finish Stories Day....

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Designing The Future

Dear SEGA,

You already know
that you don't need new IP.
Just make some sequels.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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East Meets West

Dear SEGA,

It's East Meets West day.
How long do we have to wait
to meet Shenmue Town?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Easter Eggs Ahoy!

Dear SEGA,

Duck racing might be
the silliest Easter Egg
I've seen in a game.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Con Huevos!!! Tienen Cagones!!!

Dear SEGA,

It's take a chance day.
So whattaya say, SEGA?
Give that shit a whirl!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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The Stare To End All Stares

Dear SEGA,

I've finally found
a stare that topples my own.
...but not by that much.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Left Out In The Cold

Dear SEGA,

Shenmue Town this year?
Don't leave us out in the cold!
Westernize that shit!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Things Could Be Better, Lloyd. Things Could Be A Whole Lot Better

Dear SEGA,

All licensed crapware
and not playing Shenmue 3,
makes Jack a dull boy.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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When In Rome

Dear SEGA,

Sure, great things take time.
Rome wasn't built in a day.
But, you gotta start.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Who Wants To Play With Willy?

Dear SEGA,

Not the real Wonka?
Yeah, well, that isn't a real
Golden-Axe either.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Oldest Living Man

Dear SEGA,

You wanna know the
secret to longevity?
Ask this gentleman.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Patent Pending

Dear SEGA,

It's about time we
saw some Shenmue 3 patents.
Start inventing, guys!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Shut Up, He Kicked Your Butt, Too! That Schoolboy....

Gimme something tough,
so no one will mess with me.
Yeah ... like that schoolboy.

Stress Awareness

Dear SEGA,

I'm not going to
stress about Shenmue today.
I'm kicking back. YAP.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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What's Up?

Dear SEGA,

You make me wanna
scream at the top of my lungs
"Hey, what's going on?"

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Nutty

Dear SEGA,

People across the
nation think you're nuts for not
making Shenmue 3.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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The Inner Command Says Move Again

Dear SEGA

Even if the hopes
you started with are dashed, hope
has to be maintained.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Another One Coming From The Home Office In Tokyo, Japan

Dear SEGA,

And the number one
reason SEGA made it big?
Yu Suzuki ... Duh!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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That's How Daft I am

Dear SEGA,

I would rather play
Shenmue 3, then play doctor
with Tricia Helfer.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Boom!

Dear SEGA,

Find the next Madden
and pimp his name out with a
new game every year.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Heartbreaker

Dear SEGA,

I like SEGA games
like I like my pornstar pics.
Old School, and classy.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Three Times

Dear SEGA,

I wish you would take
the title of this to heart.
3 times, already!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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I Know What Gold Does To Men's Souls

Dear SEGA,

Make Shenmue 3 and
I'll do the prospector dance
till the end of time!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Goin' Through Some Mighty Rough Country Tomorrow, You'd Better Have Some Beans ... And A Dreamcast 2

Dear SEGA,

Well, hey, you fellas,
how 'bout some beans? No? Well then....
How 'bout Shenmue 3?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Hi Diddle Riddle

Dear SEGA,

Riddle me this and
riddle me that, what game rocks,
yet the sales fell flat?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Even Bad Years Are Pretty Good Years, I Think

Dear SEGA,

So the lesson is
that you can still make mistakes
and be forgiven.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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You Coulda Been Somebody, Instead Of A Bum, Which Is What You Are, Let's Face It

Dear Secret Level,

You don't understand.
You coulda had class, coulda
been a contender!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Half-Assed Photoshop

Dear SEGA,

3's a great number!
It's oftentimes very good
to videogames.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Kikuchiyo

Dear SEGA,

Announce Shenmue 3
and I'll jump for joy, but not
on a day like this.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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