Ahead In The Count

Dear SEGA,

You've had plenty of
no-hitters, but can you still
pitch a perfect game?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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The Only Limit To Our Realization Of Tomorrow Will Be Our Doubts Of Today

Dear SEGA,

There are many ways
to go forward, but only
one of standing still.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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The Sequel Was Pretty Good, Too - Three Men And A Little Late's Better Than Never

Dear SEGA,

Remember this flick?
Three Men and a Shenmue 3.
An eighties classic!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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The Angry Trout

Dear SEGA,

I finally know
what that trout's angry about...
It's a Shenmue fan!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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The Dog Catcher

Dear SEGA,

G-Axe: Beast Rider!
Goddamn game gave everyone
the WHAT THE FUCK face!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Ellen

Gay? Doesn't matter.
A Shadow the Hedgehog fan?
She should be ashamed!


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Suspense Is Worse Than Disappointment

Dear SEGA,

The whole, wide world is
all before us - but a world
without Shenmue 3.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Today

SEGA's got a dream
they've come to share... it's coming
to America!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Come Out To Play

Waaaarrrrrriiiorsss come out
to PLAY-EE-AY some Shenmue!
Then we'll play Seaman!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Oh Yes It Will

Dear SEGA,

It's been a long, a
long time coming, but I know
a change gonna come.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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The Golden Bear

Dear SEGA,

Forget hole-in-ones...
We need a Shenmue-in-3!
FORE, MOTHERFUCKERS!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Neither Is Sulu

Dear SEGA,

Hey, I'm a doctor,
not a cell phone game playing
casual gamer!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Uninspired Bullshit

Dear SEGA,

What to blog about
on January nineteenth?
Shenmue 3 Haiku!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Go The Distance

Dear SEGA,

Please make Shenmue 3!
If you build it, they will come.
Like in that movie.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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It's Party Time!

Dear SEGA,

I think I'll throw a
Shenmue P, A, R, T, WHY?
Because I Gotta!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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SSSSSSokaiya

And without a sound,
he crept up on SEGA and
took them unawares.

Snake's Revenge

He must hate my guts.
Yeah. He probably has his
death ray aimed at me.

Sokaiya King

Happy Birthday, prick!
All hail Hajime Satomi
the sokaiya king!

Unreasonable Haste Is The Direct Road To Error

Dear SEGA,

Waiting's no big deal.
The trees that are slow to grow
bear the greatest fruit.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Ladies Love Cool Z...Umm...I mean Cool J

Dear SEGA,

Ladies love Cool J.
I'd like to say it's the pecs,
but probably not...

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Trolling

Dear SEGA,

Sometimes we have to
demean ourselves for money?
I got it now, thanks.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Hajime Satomi Is A Dick 5

Dear SEGA,

If you make movies
based on memoirs, be sure to
hide your private parts.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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7 Miliion Sawbucks

Dear SEGA,

I hope it doesn't
take seven million sawbucks
to make Shenmue 3.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Don't You Mess Around - NO NO NO!

Dear SEGA,

You're a heartbreaker,
Shenmue game maker, don't you
mess around with 3!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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The Pits

Dear SEGA,

You like apricots?
They're great, but don't eat the pits.
Poisonous shit, man!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Merci Beaucoup!

Thanks alot, Tony,
for letting me use your fake
Shenmue 3 covers.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Face/Off

A staring contest!
Shenmue Stare versus Nic Cage
and his shocking stare!

DMC-12

Dear SEGA,

The coolest feature
of this car wasn't the doors.
It was the rims, man!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Put Your Hand On That Wall, Trooper

Dear SEGA,

A SEGA fan can't
press a button... if you have
disabled his hand.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Make It, Make It, Don't Fake It

Dear SEGA,

The only ones who
could enjoy this pile of shit
are trash humping freaks.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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What Shenmue Fans Want

Dear SEGA,

What do women want?
Diamond housed Shenmues, DUH!
Well, part of that's right....

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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I Am 1800% Sure Of Your Success

Dear SEGA,

Finish the series!
Trust your force and head for the
GARDEN OF MADNESS!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Not Dead

Dear SEGA,

That's right, punk's not dead!
Wanna know what else isn't?
The Shenmue Saga!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Goichi

Dear SEGA,

You should let Suda
make the next 3D Sonic.
Why the fuckle not?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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This Time You'll Stick With It

Dear SEGA,

Need an idea for
a New Year's resolution?
Finish Shenmue, please!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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