No Nudity

Dear SEGA,

We need Shenmue 3
more than we need to see her
take off her clothing.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Hungry Like The Wolf

Dear SEGA,

We're starving for it
and I'm hungry like the wolf.
Not the VF guy...

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

It Needs An Ending!

Dear SEGA,

It needs an ending!
Truer words aint been spoken.
Let's say them again.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

CD+G

Dear SEGA,



Your next console should
have CD+G like the
Sega CD had.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Viernes Negro!

Dear SEGA,

Target has this shit
for seven bucks, and it's STILL
way too fuckin' much!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Win Ben Stein's Money

Dear SEGA,

Win Ben Stein's money!
Use it to make Shenmue 3.
Spend that shit wisely!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Conciliate Us

Dear SEGA,

Do it already!
Conciliate the fanboys
and make Shenmue 3!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

It's Alive!

Dear SEGA,

You have created
more than a few monsters, and
they will destroy you!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

The Scream Has Turned To A Whisper

Dear SEGA,

I remember when

SEGA ruled the gaming world.

What the fuck happened?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Egon

Dear SEGA,

It's still the greatest
Ghostbusters videogame
that's ever been made.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

10

Dear SEGA,

What do I rate it?
An 11 out of 10!
Just like Bo Derek.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Things Don't Turn Up In This World Until Somebody Turns Them Up

Dear SEGA,

A pound of pluck is
worth a ton of luck, fellas,
and you're "3" pounds short.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

"I'm Going To Disneyworld!"

Dear Yu Suzuki,

You just placated
the fans somewhat, what are you
going to do next?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Ultimate Mickey

Dear SEGA,

Remember this game?
Why not make another one?
Keep it 2D though...

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Suzuki Sama

Dear SEGA,

It's good to see him
talkin' 'bout Shenmue again
after all these years.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Ninty Owes You For That Amazing Job You Did On F-Zero GX

Dear SEGA,

Do you guys want a
decent 3D Sonic game?
Then you need Shiggy!

You just need to let
Shigeru Miyamoto
lend some assistance.

He would set it straight.
Practically everything he
touches turns to gold.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

To Create One's World In Any Of The Arts Takes Courage

Dear SEGA,

You get whatever
accomplishment that you are
willing to declare.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Nostalgia

Dear SEGA,

Suddenly I see
why you mean so much to me.
It's the nostalgia.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Joe Mantegna Football

Dear SEGA,

I don't play them, but
if you made sports games again,
you'd make some money.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

It's Better To Burn Out, Than To Fade Away

Dear SEGA,

As you go through life,
you've got to see the valleys
as well as the peaks.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

AMD655

Dear SEGA,

This guy says he'd rip
his legs off for Shenmue 3,
and I believe him.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

The Gaim

Dear SEGA,

The world seems brighter
when you've just made something that
wasn't there before.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Cosmic Budget

Billions and billions?
No, I think it was more like
seventy million.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

My First RPG

Dear SEGA,

How 'bout a sequel
to Sword of Vermilion?
Yu's first console game.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Shenmue Size Me

Dear SEGA,

Nothin' but Shenmue
for the next 30 days straight.
Shenmue size me, guys.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

He's Heating Up!

Dear SEGA,

Boom shaka laka!
Make 3 Shenmues in a row
to become on fire.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Liquid Metal

Dear SEGA,

Have you seen this boy?
Name's Ryo. He was last seen
somewhere in China.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Even If You're On The Right Track, You'll Get Run Over If You Just Sit There

Dear SEGA,

You've got to go out
on a limb sometimes, because
that's where the fruit is.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Hajime Satomi Is A Snake 5

Dear SEGA,

Whoah! I asked for a
Shenmue surprise announcement,
not a snake surprise!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Nahh, He's Just A Stylish Douche

Dear SEGA,

He'll wear the band-aid
until Ryo's freed from his
cavernous prison.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Shylemue

Dear SEGA,

He married Shenmue?
How'd that doofus snag himself
such an awesome game?!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ