Hajime Satomi Is A Vampire 4

You're nothing to me
but another dead vampire
sucking SEGA dry.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Conan, What Is Worst In Life?

To crush part 3, and
to hear the lamentations
of the Shenmue fans.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Hajime Satomi Is A Vampire 3

Dear SEGA,

Don't play it too safe.
You may wake up one day and
find yourself extinct.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Living Is More A Question Of What One Spends Than What One Makes

Dear SEGA,

I'm interested
in ideas, not merely in
visual products.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

I Knew I Shoulda Taken That Left Turn At Albuquerque!

Dear SEGA,

Ehheh, what's up doc?
Not much, by the looks of it.
Aint I a stinker?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Marmite

Dear SEGA,

Sales aren't always
barometers for success.
Just ask Tim Schafer.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

His Ass Was Grass And I Was The Lawnmower

She's on a rampage!
Stop or my mom will Shenmue!
Shenmue your brains out!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

This Madness, Starts Burning, The Victim Of A Strange Desire!

Dear SEGA,

Not a good man, but
a GOOD GAME in a bad time.
It came out too soon.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Ahead Of It's Time

Dear SEGA,

Bring it out for the

new and sure to be improved

Sega Channel 2.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

What Is Shenmue?

Dear SEGA,

I'll take unfinished
videogame epics for
three-hundred, Alex.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Nanu Nanu!

Dear SEGA,

You're only given
a little spark of madness.
You mustn't lose it.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Miss Yu Tonight

Dear SEGA,

She sang the song wrong.
She's got Shenmue staring eyes,
not Bette Davis.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Narf

Dear SEGA,

Don't need Shenmue 3,

I want 3D Sonic games.

Yes I'm retarded.

Sincerely Yours,
Shadow The Hedgehog Fan.

Shin Shogun Shocker: Shagohod Shopping In Shinobi World - Sheeeeeit!

Dear SEGA,

Make more games that start

with S and H like Shenmue

or Shadow Dancer.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

I Wish You Was A Wishing Well. So That I Could Tie A Bucket To Ya and Sink Ya.

Dear SEGA,

Fanboys need SEGA.
They need you, without you they
have an empty screen.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Really? No.

Tell him don't lose it,
it's a three-hundred dollar
collectors item.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

2 Isn't Enough

Dear SEGA,

8 is enough for
a family, but 3 is
a must for Shenmue.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

It' s Pourquoi Je Le Fais Toute l'heure

Cher ami,

Un jeu dans la main
est le type le plus facile de
photoshop à faire.

Amicalement,
Shenmue Fan.

Hajime Satomi Is A Snake 3

Hey, those aren't ropes!
Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?
I hate snakes! Hate 'em!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

I'll Trade You Every Jello Pudding Pop In The World

Dear SEGA,

Bippity bop bop!
3 Shenmues won't be enough,
I need 5 of them!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Courage And Perseverance Have A Magical Talisman, Before Which Difficulties Disappear And Obstacles Vanish Into Air.

Dear SEGA,

You are a leader
if you inspire others to
dream more, become more.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

If You Got Something On Your Mind, Let It Out!

Dear SEGA,

I'm letting it out,

that something that's on my mind.

We need Shenmue 3!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

SEGA Is As SEGA Does

Dear SEGA,

SEGA's like a box
of chocolates, you don't know
what you're gonna get.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

By The Work One Knows The Workman

Dear SEGA,

Is it better to
be a live beggar than a
buried emperor?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Mastering Failure

Dear SEGA,

You can't have any
successes unless you can
accept your failures.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

You Don't Just Turn It Off

Dear SEGA,

Shenmue's not over!
Nothing is over, NOTHING!
I'm your worst nightmare!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Or Make Me Feel 3 Feet Thick

Dear SEGA,

I need a new game.
One that won't make me sick and
make me crash my car.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

If You Can Go Through Life Without Experiencing Pain You Probably Haven't Been Born Yet

Dear SEGA,

You gotta take risks...
Michaelangelo didn't
paint the Sistine floor.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Hajime Satomi Is A Guest On Montel

Dear SEGA,

Corrupt CEOs
that take it up the pooper.
On the next Montel.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Excellence Of Execution

Dear SEGA,

It's the best there is,
the best there was, and the best
there ever will be!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

This Is Glue. Strong Stuff.

Dear SEGA,

It's like this, you see...
We're on a mission from God.
The Shenmue campaign.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.