Still Going Strong

Dear SEGA,

Please make Shenmue 3!

The tree of antiquity

still has some life left.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Don't Cheat Us Out Of Shenmue 3

Dear SEGA,

Don't cheat anyone
out of their experience.
Whatever it is.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

I'm Just Trying To Save Our Lives

Dear SEGA,

Dude, Jacob's right here,
and he wants you to finish
the Shenmue series.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

I Propose To Fight It Out On This Line If It Takes All Summer

Dear SEGA,

I know of two tunes.
One of them's "Shenmue 3," and
the other isn't.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Buggin' Out

Dear SEGA,

When are you gonna
get around to making it?
I'm buggin out, man!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Your Name Is SEGA

Dear SEGA,

Fix your past mistakes.
Number one on your list is
to finish Shenmue.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

I Guess... We're Stuck With Each Other. This Is A Shenmue Fan.

Dear SEGA,

I swear on the hair
of Eric Bogosian,
Shenmue 3 will come.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

The Seventy Million Dollar Game

Dear SEGA,

When they rebuilt him,
they made him faster, stronger,
and more... Shenmuey.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Recycling For The Planet AND Helping Fund Shenmue. One Helluva Twofer!

Dear SEGA,

We can chip in by
recycling aluminum.
Winning cans AHOY!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Tons Of Crunch In Every Munch

Dear SEGA,

Release Shenmue 3
or, Charles Grodin himself
will bite off your nose.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

No Sense Of Pride. No Sense of Loyalty. No Sense Of NOTHING, Man.

Dear SEGA,

It's people like you
that are sending this country
down the fucking tubes.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

BEEP BEEP, SEGA!

Dear SEGA,

They ALL float down here.
And when you're down here with us,
you'll float too! A-HA!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

...It's Time, Once Again, To Look Into The Future. All The Way To The Year 2000!

Dear SEGA,

SEGA releases
Shenmue, but refuses to
finish the series.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Brother, Life's A Bitch... And She's Back In Heat

Dear SEGA,

I've come here to play
Shenmue, and chew bubblegum.
Guess what I'm out of?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Make Shenmue 3 And I Will Rush To Give You My Gold

Dear SEGA,

Shenmue 3 would be
the tonic, the relief, and
the surcease of pain.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Time Stays Long Enough For Anyone Who Will Use It

Dear SEGA,

You've wasted your hours.
Shenmue is never finished,
only abandoned.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Buffy The Yakuza Pig Dog Slayer

Dear SEGA,

Does she love him, or
will she stake his vampire ass?
I say stake the prick!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

That's How It Is On This Bitch Of An Earth

Dear SEGA,

Ever tried and failed.
No matter. Try again, but
this time fail better.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Coming From The Home Office In Tokyo, Japan

Dear SEGA,

And the number one
reason there's no Shenmue 3?
Not enough money...

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Crippity Crappity Creepies

Dear SEGA,

I'd do anything
except blow your brown bunny,
for some Shenmue 3.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

They Only See What They Want To See

Dear SEGA,

I keep seeing dead
videogame companies
...and I'm really scared...

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

He's Right. No Ryo, No Ryo Hazuki!

Dear SEGA,

Do you boys know what
makes this bird go up? FUNDING
makes this bird go up.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

The Biz Never Sleeps

Dear SEGA,

Oh, SEGA! You got
what I need, but you say you
have no plans for it.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Make Jackie Chan A Happy Boy

Dear SEGA,

Jackie Chan won't stop
making the frown face until
you make Shenmue 3.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

This Is About You! This Is Your Time! Make Your Mark On History!

Dear SEGA,

All I can ask is
for you to do the right thing.
Just... do the right thing.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

There Are No Secrets To Success...

Dear SEGA,

...it's the result of
preparation, hard work, and
learning from failure.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Abracadabra!

Dear SEGA,

OK, pick a card.
Was it the 3 of Shenmue?
ABRACADABRA!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

What Are You Someone That Makes Sandwiches Or Something?

Dear SEGA,

Never confuse the
size of your paycheck with the
size of your talent.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Oh, He's Not Dead. At Least Not Yet.

Dear SEGA,

Suzuki? Now that's
a name I've not heard in a
long time... a long time.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

April Fools Day

Dear SEGA,

Have you heard the news?
You just announced Shenmue 3
via it's Twitter.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.