Another Year Bites The Dust

Dear SEGA,

I am using my
emergency internet
for today's blog post.

I was gonna make
something special for today,
but I'll just say this.

You've had a good year.
Keep the momentum going
into the next one.



Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Don't Be Slow, Oh, No, No, No!

Dear SEGA,

Take the last train to
Shenmueville, I'll be waiting
at the Playstation.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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You're Gonna Make It After All

Dear SEGA,

In my intro, I'd
throw Shenmue 3 in the air,
instead of a hat.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Mobile Mud

Dear SEGA,

You pray for rain, you
gotta deal with the mud, too.
That's a part of it.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Laser Ghost

Dear SEGA,

Your old games often
kept me glued to the TV.
I pine for those days.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

What Becomes Of The Broken Hearted?

Dear SEGA,

How you have fallen.
I remember when SEGA
once were warriors.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Don't Be Still, SEGA

Dear SEGA,

Only two Shenmues?
If that's all there is ... we're stuffed!
Get Shenmue for cat!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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All I Want For Christmas

Dear SEGA,

Front teeth, who needs 'em!
All I want for Christmas is
my two front Shenmues.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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It's An Asskicker Idn't It?

Dear SEGA,

Be like Uncle Red
and surprise us with something
that'll cheer us up.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Harry Potter And The Half-Assed Game

Dear SEGA,

HE who must not be
named is holding onto THAT
which must not be played.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Bad Motherfucker

Dear SEGA,

It's the one that says
Shenmue motherfucking 3.
Put some money in.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Hajime Satomi Is A Snake 6

Dear SEGA,

I've had it with these
motherfucking snakes on this
motherfucking plane!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Do The Right Thing, SEGA!

Dear SEGA,

We need Shenmue 3!
And that's the double truth, Ruth!
Triple truth, even!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Spoons Are Old-hat

Dear SEGA,

I can bend Shenmue!
Not with my hands, but with the
POWER OF MY MIND!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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R.I.P Rodger Swan

Dear SEGA,

Finish it, so that
our fallen brethren can play
it from the heavens.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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And The Eighth And Final Rule Of Shenmue Club

If it's the first game
out, it has to fight just to
make back it's budget.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Voodoodoo

Dear SEGA,

Keep up your antics,
and we'll need necromancy
just to speak with you.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Shenmue Symphony - 3rd Movement

Dear SEGA,

There are and will be
a thousand Sonics; there are
only two Shenmues.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Title Pending 2

Dear SEGA,

"Shenmue World" works, but
you'd be better off sticking
with "Shenmue Online."

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

The Days Of Wine And Shenmue

Dear SEGA,

Forget the booze, man.
Break out the Shenmue bottle
and pour me a drink.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

If Sega Was Richer, It'd Still Be With Us ... Now Ain't That Some Shit

Dear SEGA,

I see Yu ridin
round town with the game I love
and I'm like "Shen-muuuuue"

Sincerely Yours,
C. M0use.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Multiplicity Ahoy!

Dear SEGA,

Make the next Shenmue.
All great things come in sixes!
Err ...umm ... I mean threes ...

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Shenmue Gaiden

Dear SEGA,

If you bring it west,
just call it "Shenmue Gaiden."
Simple and succinct.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Make You Feel All 16-Bit Again

Dear SEGA,

You need something like
John Coffey's healing touch to
fix you good as new.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Blood Whine

Dear SEGA,

On December 9th
Klingons mourn the loss of the
great SEGA Dreamcast.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Rite Of Ascension

Painstiks? THAT'S NOTHING!
No pain stings as fierce as the
lack of Shenmue 3!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Merriment

Dear SEGA,

You know you want it.
Make one more Shenmue and we'll
ALL be merry men.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Flipped Out

Dear SEGA,

Before you can hit
the jackpot, you have to put
coins in the machine.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Title Pending

Dear SEGA,

Hmm... Shenmue World, eh?
Well, at least it sounds better
than Shenmue City.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

They Call Her One Eye

Dear SEGA,

Hooker wants revenge!
She lost her left eye playing
G-Axe Beast Rider...

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Showing Support

Dear SEGA,

Bring Shenmue City
stateside so that we can throw
some money at it.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Bzzzzzzzzz!

Dear SEGA,

I'd imbibe bees if
it helped get Shenmue 3 made.
Jesus crotch, I would!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Don't Forget The Waffle Fries

Dear SEGA,

I cry 'cause you won't
give me a Shenmue sandwich...
Unforgivable.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Shitty Britney Spears Photoshop

Dear SEGA,

Yeah, I still believe.
Hit me, SEGA, one more time
with a new Shenmue!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Richie Rich

Dear SEGA,

You need a fella
like Montgomery Brewster
to fund Shenmue 3.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

No Nudity

Dear SEGA,

We need Shenmue 3
more than we need to see her
take off her clothing.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Hungry Like The Wolf

Dear SEGA,

We're starving for it
and I'm hungry like the wolf.
Not the VF guy...

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

It Needs An Ending!

Dear SEGA,

It needs an ending!
Truer words aint been spoken.
Let's say them again.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

CD+G

Dear SEGA,



Your next console should
have CD+G like the
Sega CD had.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Viernes Negro!

Dear SEGA,

Target has this shit
for seven bucks, and it's STILL
way too fuckin' much!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Win Ben Stein's Money

Dear SEGA,

Win Ben Stein's money!
Use it to make Shenmue 3.
Spend that shit wisely!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Conciliate Us

Dear SEGA,

Do it already!
Conciliate the fanboys
and make Shenmue 3!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

It's Alive!

Dear SEGA,

You have created
more than a few monsters, and
they will destroy you!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

The Scream Has Turned To A Whisper

Dear SEGA,

I remember when

SEGA ruled the gaming world.

What the fuck happened?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Egon

Dear SEGA,

It's still the greatest
Ghostbusters videogame
that's ever been made.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

10

Dear SEGA,

What do I rate it?
An 11 out of 10!
Just like Bo Derek.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Things Don't Turn Up In This World Until Somebody Turns Them Up

Dear SEGA,

A pound of pluck is
worth a ton of luck, fellas,
and you're "3" pounds short.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

"I'm Going To Disneyworld!"

Dear Yu Suzuki,

You just placated
the fans somewhat, what are you
going to do next?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Ultimate Mickey

Dear SEGA,

Remember this game?
Why not make another one?
Keep it 2D though...

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Suzuki Sama

Dear SEGA,

It's good to see him
talkin' 'bout Shenmue again
after all these years.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Ninty Owes You For That Amazing Job You Did On F-Zero GX

Dear SEGA,

Do you guys want a
decent 3D Sonic game?
Then you need Shiggy!

You just need to let
Shigeru Miyamoto
lend some assistance.

He would set it straight.
Practically everything he
touches turns to gold.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ